| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| Hitmen |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Matt Hasselbeck | $6 | 1 year |
QB |
Brian Greise | $1 | 3 years |
RB |
LaDainian Tomlinson | $42 | 2 years |
RB |
Julius Jones | $1 | 2 years |
RB |
Duce Staley | $11 | 2 years |
RB |
Mewelde Moore | $3 | 3 years |
WR |
Torry Holt | $17 | 2 years |
WR |
Ashley Lelie | $4 | 1 year |
WR |
Charles Rogers | $1 | 1 year |
WR |
Keary Colbert | $5 | 3 years |
WR |
Antwaan Randle El | $1 | 3 years |
| TE | Heath Miller | $1 | 3 years |
TE |
Todd Heap | $2 | 3 years |
K |
Mike Vanderjact | $2 | 3 years |
DT |
Buffalo Bills | $2 | 3 years |
| IR | <empty> | ||
| IR | <empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 players/ 0 IR | $99 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 27 | 9 |
| Losses | 29 | 5 |
| Points Scored | 3,786 | 970 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,597 | 880 |
| Championship Won | 2 | 1 |
| Playoff Appearance | 2 | 1 |
| Playoff Wins | 4 | 2 |
| Season in the NFL | 2 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the XFL | 2 | 1 |
| Total $ Winnings | $200 | $100 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | LaDanian Tomlinson | 12.1/game @ $42 |
| BVP | Michael Clayton | 5.8/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | LaDanian Tomlinson | 13/game @ $14 |
| BVP | Matt Hasselbeck | 9.4/game @ $6 | |
| 2002 | MVP | LaDanian Tomlinson | 13/game @ $14 |
| BVP | Koren Robinson | 5.6/game @ $1 | |
| 2001 | MVP | LaDanian Tomlinson | $14 |
| BVP | Kevin Johnson | $3 |
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