| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| SmackdownSister |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Donnovan McNabb | $18 | 2 years |
QB |
Ben Roethlisberger | $4 | 3 years |
RB |
Domanick Davis | $26 | 2 years |
RB |
Kevin Jones | $1 | 2 years |
| RB | J.J. Arrington | $1 | 3 years |
RB |
T.J. Duckett | $4 | 3 years |
WR |
Aquan Boldin | $4 | 2 years |
WR |
David Givens | $1 | 2 years |
WR |
Lee Evans | $1 | 2 years |
WR |
Keyshawn Johnson | $3 | 2 years |
WR |
Michael Clayton | $15 | 3 years |
WR |
T.J. Houshmandzadeh | $3 | 3 years |
TE |
Tony Gonzalez | $13 | 3 years |
K |
Ryan Longwell | $2 | 2 years |
K |
Carolina Panthers | $2 | 3 years |
| IR | <Empty> | ||
| IR | <Empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 players / 0 IR | $98 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 27 | 7 |
| Losses | 29 | 7 |
| Points Scored | 3,392 | 923 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,483 | 902 |
| Championship Won | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Appearance | 1 | 0 |
| Playoff Wins | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the NFL | 1 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 2 | 0 |
| Season in the XFL | 1 | 1 |
| Total $ Winnings | $30 | $0 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | Donnovan McNabb | 11 / game @ $18 |
| BVP | Lee Evans | 5.9/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | Ryan Longwell | 8 / game @ $2 |
| BVP | Reggie Wayne | 5.5/game @ $1 | |
| 2002 | MVP | Donnovan McNabb | 14/game @ $26 |
| BVP | Garrison Hearst | 7.6/game @ $3 | |
| 2001 | MVP | Donnovan McNabb | $26 |
| BVP | Garrison Hearst | $3 |
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