| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| Quiet Storm |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Chad Pennington | $8 | 1 year |
QB |
Joey Harrington | $1 | 3 years |
RB |
Kevan Barlow | $23 | 2 years |
RB |
Tatum Bell | $1 | 2 years |
RB |
DeShaun Foster | $6 | 2 years |
RB |
Brian Westbrook | $15 | 2 years |
WR |
Nate Burleson | $15 | 3 years |
WR |
Andre Johnson | $1 | 1 year |
WR |
Quincy Morgan | $3 | 1 year |
WR |
Santana Moss | $3 | 1 year |
WR |
Braylon Edwards | $1 | 3 years |
TE |
Jason Witten | $1 | 2 years |
K |
Jeff Wilkins | $3 | 2 years |
DT |
Phillidephia Eagles | $2 | 2 years |
DT |
Atlanta Falcons Defense | $3 | 3 years |
| IR | <empty> | ||
| IR | <empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 Players / 0 IR | $86 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 15 | 1 |
| Losses | 41 | 13 |
| Points Scored | 2,932 | 714 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,702 | 951 |
| Championship Won | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Appearance | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Wins | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the NFL | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 1 | 0 |
| Season in the XFL | 3 | 1 |
| Total $ Winnings | $0 | $0 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | Philadelphia Defense | 9.7/game @ $2 |
| BVP | Andre Johnson | 5.6/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | Brad Johnson | 8.9/game @ $4 |
| BVP | Kevan Barlow | 6.5/game @ $1 | |
| 2002 | MVP | Rich Gannon | 12.2/game @ $16 |
| BVP | Az-Zahir Hakim | 4.5/game @ $2 | |
| 2001 | MVP | Rich Gannon | $16 |
| BVP | New York Jets | $1 |
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