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Page 16: An Epic Battle Begins!

Before you have time to come up with a decent strategy, you hear a menacing voice announce the fight. "Round One: FIGHT!!!!!!!!"
Well, the first thing you do is soil your pants properly. Incidentaly, you do this very well. If there were an olympics for people who crap their pants, you'd probably win silver.
On a side note, the music is very catchy. You know, the kind with a beat you can dance to. Or crap your pants to.
Grimace takes a few swings at you. Forward-Lowkick, Forward-Highkick, Forward-Highpunch. You dodge in rhythm. Barely. You begin to think you shouldn't have taken up his offer for that Double Cheeseburger (by the way, you had a Double Cheeseburger before the fight)
Hey, speaking of that burger, your next move is to chuck it up all over the Grimace. The good news is that it's pretty tough to dodge a move like that, and the acid from your fresh spew burns some of his fur.... uh, flesh? How about, Flush?
The bad news is that these two odors are not easy on the senses. Both of you just stand there a little stunned.
(In the spirit of Dragonball Z, the next twenty chapters will be dedicated to deciding what to do next and in the process discovering a hidden past you share with the Grimace, giving in to the evil part of yourself and then turning back to good, taking a break for a romantic sideplot, and having ten children, three of which are born with your powers of stupidity, the rest are siamese septuplets. Then you continue your epic battle with the Grimace)



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