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Page 2: McFunkyland

You've made up your mind to head back into the Fargate. Even though you realize the nature of this story and that there is no way that Funkyland is really on the other side this early on, your choice has been made. You know what you have seen is real, and that you cannot live apart from Funkyland. You've got a fever. And the only cure is to boogie. And boogie on you shall.
But first there's this little matter of the Fargate. It's a known fact that you can only enter a Fargate if you are traveling at least 88 mph. Otherwise the flux capacitor will overheat, giving you the polio virus in the process.
You backup to a distance of about 500 feet with your Razor scooter. You get going to a good healthy speed, and about 10 feet away from the Fargate you reach 88 mph and the flux capacitor kicks in. Everything turns blurry around you as you enter the gate. A few seconds later, your vision slowly returns. The first thing you notice is that your scooter has disinegrated in your hands as you passed through the Fargate. Then, as you look around, you see John Travolta! You must have made it back to Funkyland, and John Travolta is waiting to hit you in the other kidney!
HOLY CRAP! There's four John Travoltas! Run for your life!

Oh... wait. The real number of John Travoltas is... zero. And this definitely is not Funkyland. And your razor is over there in the corner. But they are playing "Ring My Bell" over the intercom. But it sounds like it's being played by Kenny G. A shudder runs down your spine.

What do you do?

If you go back through the Fargate turn to page 4.
If you get a double cheeseburger turn to page 5.
If you leave the McDonald's to figure out where you are turn to page 6.
If you examine the Fargate turn to page 7.

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