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Page 3: I Hate Fargates

You've decided out of fear to never step foot into the Fargate ever again. You return to your house, and you never have another bad dream about Funkyland. One day, some time later, you are browsing through a used record store. You pass by a shelf containing the LP Funkytown and you remember the adventure that could have been. You observe a moment of silence to honor sacrificed dreams.
You move on to the next shelf and reach for a Roy Orbison album. Just as you are about to grasp the record sleeve, another hand reaches out and bumps into yours. Both of you clinging to the album, you turn to look at each other and find yourself gazing into the most beautiful pair of blue eyes you've ever seen. Both of you realize that you are staring and you blush and look away. You strike up a conversation about the genius of Roy Orbison and get up the courage to ask her out for dinner.
The two of you fall deeply in love and are married later that year. You have four children together, two boys, two girls, all named "Roy," and form a family band that plays nothing but Roy Orbison cover songs. One time the IRS cheated you out of some money, but besides that, you live happily ever after.


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