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Page 20: An Epic Battle, Continued: Return of the Menacing Phantom Soiled Trousers


So, lets try something that won't get us killed or eated by a shark.
You have decided to go with the part where you change pants. You take off the offending pants and realize that you don't have another pair of pants to change into. So now you're pantsless. No pants.
Don't worry, lots of succesful people don't wear pants. Look at this guy.

He looks pretty happy.
Okay. Step one: check. Pants are definitely off. Step two: defend yourself from The Grimace. Who is also wearing no pants.
Now that you are on the same playing field as The Grimace (pants-wise) you feel energized and ready to go. You downloadeded a copy of the strategy giude off the internet and bought a new controler where more than one of the buttons works. For about a minute, you do nothing but dodge his constant barrage of punches and kicks. Finaly, after a little over a minute, The Grimace begins to show signs of fatigue!  You take the opportunity to pummel him good and proper. For your finishing move (can't use the fatality until next round) you make him drink a milkshake too fast and he gets a terrible ice-cream headache.
ROUND TWO FINISHED! CONGRATULATIONS!
Now, you just have to beat him in round three, or suffer humiliating defeat. It's all up to you, the reader!

What will you do now?
If you allow The Grimace to win turn to page 23.
If you beat the living snot-mucus out of The Grimace turn to page 24.
If you go find some pants turn to page 25.

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