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					afternoon delight (part one) by minerva http://members.tripod.com/Terpischor_e/delight.html SYNOPSIS: Xena and Gabrielle (their uber counterparts that is) have sex in an office. Obscenities abound. NANCY: *blink* Okaaaaayyyy. For starters, the only way you can tell this is Uber is by the brief mention of bras, electricity and offices. EWOK: I ... can't .... do .... words ... of ... more ... than ... one ... uhhhhh ... syll ... ahhhh ... ble.... *thud* NANCY: Of course not, she's too busy eating. She says herself that she's talking "between mouthfuls of breast". EWOK: If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? NANCY: Well, in this case, it would appear they eat Xena. *blushes* I'm sorry, this is getting awfully crude! It's this story, it brings out the worst in me!! *sob* EWOK: Well, when in Rome... NANCY: Uggh no thanks. I prefer my office environment a little less exciting than this. I'd be almost embarrassed to count how many F***'s are in this innocent little document too. I think she at least should have changed the names of the characters. The idea of these kinds of obscenities emanating from our cuddly Gabrielle is kind of off putting. At least there are no thighs of Nikki running around. EWOK: Of course not. They're wrapped firmly around Dannii's waist. NANCY: I don't think reading more than the first part of this story will be necessary. EWOK: Oh God. It's a Part ONE??!? *scared* NANCY: OK, rating for porno value? I'd say a few pages of sex does not even make for a good wank session. I need some plot!! *hungry look* EWOK: I'd rather listen to "Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch In D Minor"...3/10. NANCY: Agreed. 3/10