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indiscretions
by cruise
http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Land/1532/Indiscretions.htm
SYNOPSIS:
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Rayne, the secret service agent, is assigned to protect Lark, the film star, from someone who has a really flimsy excuse to kill her. Problem is, Rayne is Lark's ex lover who left six months before after catching Lark in bed with another woman. And she's really bitter about it. Seriously. I have never seen a chick this mad.
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EWOK:
NANCY:
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I did have high hopes about this. They were all shattered when I realised that the title of the story was spelled wrong on the file title. So this is a review of the story "Insdiscretions" actually.
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EWOK:
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Personally I'm wondering about the names here. Lark and Rayne?
Is their surname Phoenix, by any chance?
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NANCY:
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Heh....it gets worse...Rayne's brother is called Shayan. I think I'm going to die of laughter if I read much more of this.
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EWOK:
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Come Rayne or come Shayan, it's gonna be smutty...
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NANCY:
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Oh that's AWFUL! Bad Ewok, bad BAD Ewok!
Why do these writers feel like they have to explain EVERYTHING??? It's just so infuriating. I swear to god, at least half a page before every plot development (was there is of it) the writer gives a us a full run down of why when where and how the plot point will happen, plus some sort of deep and meaningful *bluh* piece about how the plot development hurts the character so much and the character will never forgive herself and blah blah blah...
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EWOK:
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*chanting, with bardic rosary beads*
SHOW not TELL. SHOW not TELL.
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NANCY:
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It's so bad, it's addictive. I can't look away!
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EWOK:
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That's truly sick. I don't think I can review with you any more.
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NANCY:
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But but...I just got to the bit about her perky breasts! And she was wearing a leather thong (you know how much I love leather) and....
*SLAP*
OK, OK, I'm better now. Uggh.
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EWOK:
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That does it. To the sweat hut with you. AMAZONS!
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excerpt:
Rayne’s sex was on fire and her climax began as she pressed her sex against Lark’s hand and stroked her hips faster to reach her orgasm.
NANCY:
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That's funny. I never knew hips were an erogenous zone?
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EWOK:
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You never can tell with bees.
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NANCY:
EWOK:
NANCY:
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I knew I was literature challenged. I've never seen/read any...
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EWOK:
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WHAT? Bad Nancy! Bad BAD Nancy!
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NANCY:
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What? Oh yeah, the story. Oh I couldn't finish it. Not fair to give a rating. (But the fact that I couldn't finish it tells you what?)
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EWOK:
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Cottleston cottleston cottleston pie...
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