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					test of love: high school theater by Vree http://www.houseofbards.com/Contest1/uber1.html SYNOPSIS: A couple of horny kids named Damia Pappas and Heather Covington are involved in a high school play, and they live happily ever after...(see below) excerpt: They didn't know what was going to happen or how the past was going to affect them, all they knew was that they were destined to be together when it does. And that for at least that one night they had each other and that was all that mattered in the world. NANCY: So ends the winner of the JHP short story contest. And I'm only quoting to prove that I actually read that far...*shudder* EWOK: *whimper* Nancy, did I do something bad that I don't remember? NANCY: No Ewok, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't imagining how bad this was. EWOK: *scrolling down, searching desperately for something readable about this story, finds nothing* NOOOOOOOOO........ We are in hell. Or Fourth Season. NANCY: I'd rather watch re-runs of A Family Affair than read this again. At least the puppet Destroyer was cute. EWOK: Test of Love? Test of Mettle, rather, to read through the damn thing. *deep breath* CALLISTO: *evil purring* Tenacity is a virtue... excerpt: Lord, Pappas, could you sound any goofier? JANICE: Damn it, Mel, when'd you go having all these kids? Cos it sure's hell wasn't with me! MEL: *cute Southern accent* Oh no, you'd be thinking of my cousin, Ignatius Pappas. He was downright famous for all those rugrats he had... EWOK: And that still doesn't explain where Heather Covington came from... Eh, Janice? JANICE: Uhhhh ... I gotta go see a man about a dig. EWOK: Damn, I wish I had me a turkey this big at Thanksgiving. NANCY: Zeroes all round. I printed this out! I feel like going and finding a tree to apologise.