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ways to be wicked
by vivian darkbloom
http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content3/waystobewicked.html
SYNOPSIS:
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Sequel to the much loved and utterly bizarre Love and Death in the Trailer Park. If you haven't read it, do so. Then you'll understand why writing a synopsis is impossible.
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NANCY:
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Complete, unadulterated, unfettered, contagious insanity. You'll either be laughing your head off or looking completely bewildered (Hint for non-Americans - seeing lots of Trailer Trash American films beforehand might help). After reading this my good friend Ewok here was quoting Taco Bell commercials for weeks.
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EWOK:
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Take one part Tom Robbins, one part Jackie Susann, add Jerry Springer to taste. Shake vigorously. Pour over Gabrielle, and serve in a martini glass.
Something trashier than a martini glass is needed ... a firefighter's helmet, perhaps?
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NANCY:
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No Ewok, that's in part three...
Now you see what I mean about the insanity being contagious?
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EWOK:
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I'll have another round, while you're up.
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NANCY:
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It's hard to review stuff like this without sounding like you're taking yourself, the story or the show WAY too seriously. But this is a must read, if only because this woman is the funniest, most sarcastic woman in the Xenaverse.
The best compliment I can think of to give it is that I think, if she ever read fanfic, Lucy Lawless would approve.
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EWOK:
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A Vivian Darkbloom story? I am there. 10 out of 10, with Surgeon
General's Health warning attached.
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NANCY:
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9 out of 10, only because I'm not quite as fond of having that Taco Bell Commercial stuck in my head!
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