FINAL SHIT ON 12/24/02: Sorry, homies and homettes. This is the final update for our movie section. This shit takes way too much effort. But for your enjoyment, OG delivers his review of THE TWO TOWERS, and also brings his BEST and WORST of 2002. And AX's usual indecisive self has once again prepared a TOP 20 LIST for the year. Merry Crimma everybody! It has been bitchin bitchin'.

NEW SHIT ON 12/10/02: OG reviews EQUILIBRIUM because he lives in a town where that movie actually opened. AX still doesn't want to see TREASURE PLANET.

NEW SHIT ON 12/1/02: Stop looking at me, swan! AX is here to spread holiday cheer to both straight and queer, just read his review for ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS. He probably won't go see Disney's TREASURE PLANET, because he knows it will not be as good as this.

NEW SHIT ON 11/26/02: Is there no end to the holiday cheer? OG says "naw", bringing reviews of DIE ANOTHER DAY and I SPY. Some of you may not know that I SPY was an old TV show that had Bill Cosby in it. After reading OG's review, Bill called us and said, "I would like to talk to youuuuu!"

NEW SHIT ON 11/22/02: What up bitch? You know AX ran out and saw FRIDAY AFTER NEXT the day of its release, so read his review and go see the motherfucker. Any movie that has Don "The Magic" Juan in it gets the A+ from this site.

NEW SHIT ON 11/20/02: Take a magical journey with the pointy-eared (wait, sorry, that's pointy headed) OG as he sifts through the monstrous LORD OF THE RINGS 4-disc extended DVD edition, and share a chalupa with AX and his pal Salma Hayek in FRIDA. Boobalicious (even with Bert's uni-brow)!

NEW SHIT ON 11/17/02: Do you like to watch movies where people get beat up? Do you imagine not being such a pussy in real life, and have fantasies about kicking ass? Join OG as he looks at HALF PAST DEAD, a film in which rapper Ja Rule gets equal billing with Steven Seagal. How?

NEW SHIT ON 10/28/02: Wonder of wonders! AX has not only been taking his broke ass to the movies lately, but he's been remembering to write reviews as well. Check out the dope on JACKASS: THE MOVIE, THE RING, and RULES OF ATTRACTION. He now has $1 in his wallet to last him till Friday.

NEW SHIT ON 10/16/02: Your pal AX wants you to know that watching RED DRAGON is good, like having an old friend for dinner. Except he didn't eat the movie. And he doesn't eat his friends. But he does eat pussy because it's "dee-licious".

NEW SHIT ON 10/15/02: Hola, nizzles. Back in your ass! OG reports on why the WINDTALKERS DVD is full of hot air, and AX takes a look at ONE HOUR PHOTO (a reminder of why big chain stores with a lot of blue on the walls are evil places) and chop fuckin socky THE TUXEDO.