I'm a dirty old man, I'm a dirty old man,
I'm a dirty old man, talkin to you
Hopin you're a dirty old woman too.

Now I'm just a drifter out on my own
But I never much cared for a sleepin alone
So take me to your home, let me linger awhile
If you let me stay for breakfast I can make you smile
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An up front woman is so hard to find
You all seem to keep your needs in the back of your mind
So listen here, baby, I'm talkin to you
I want some lovin, do you want some too?
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I won't try to snow you with some macho verse
There may be better, but I know there's worse
Cause I've been around, I know what to do
Will you let me run thru my paces for you?
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