The Ghostbusters RPG rules seem
ideal for running cartoon games: Cartoons are funny, the characters are
caricatures, and no one ever dies. If you remember The Smurfs (and I only
faintly do), you may want to play in the Smurfs world. As long as everyone
is a Smurf or a human, you can use the rules "as is." But once
Smurfs and humans start to interact you'll want to use my Scale Rules
Addon.
The Setting
The Smurfs all live in Smurf Village in the middle of a forest. They have
blue skin, and wear white pants and hats. I believe they are around 1 foot
tall and are quite tasty (or at least the bad guys wanted to eat them).
Most Smurfs use a descriptive adjective as their first name. When they
speak, they often replace the normal verb (sometimes adverb, adjective, or
noun) with "smurf," as in, "let's smurf out of here."
Originally, all the Smurfs were male and around a century old, but then
they got Smurfette (a young female Smurf) and a bunch of baby Smurfs
(called Smurflings). An evil human wizard, Gargamel, and his cat (Azrael)
live in a shack at the edge of the forest and spend all their time trying
to capture a Smurf or find out the location of Smurf Village. They never
succeed -- although they come close sometimes -- and every adventure ends
in a half hour.
The Main Characters
The text descriptions below come from the Official Smurf web site, http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/qui1.html
Papa Smurf
You can recognize the village leader with his white beard and red clothes.
Papa Smurf is no less than 542 years old - and no more either. He uses his
wisdom to advise rather than tell people what to do. He often rescues the
younger Smurfs from danger. He's also a pretty good alchemist.
Brains |
4 |
Concoct Magic Potions |
7 |
Muscles |
2 |
Write for Hours |
5 |
Moves |
3 |
Step Out of the Way |
6 |
Cool |
3 |
Calm Down Situations |
6 |
Goal:
Protect Smurf Village
Distinctive Mannerism: Wears beard and red hat
Smurfette
The wicked Gargamel originally created Smurfette to stir up trouble in the
village. But Papa Smurf's magic turned her into the charming little Smurf
that everyone adores.
Brains |
2 |
Find Out Secrets |
5 |
Muscles |
3 |
Climb as Well as the Boys |
6 |
Moves |
4 |
Get Into Trouble |
7 |
Cool |
3 |
Twist Smurfs Around Her
Little Finger |
6 |
Goal:
Find A Sister Smurf
Distinctive Mannerism: Tosses her hair and acts bossy
Brainy Smurf
The only Smurf to take everything seriously. Brainy is a moralizer who
believes everything Papa Smurf says is sacred. Everyone puts up with him,
but let's face it: he's a bore. In fact, he's a real pain in the Smurf.
Brains |
3 |
Find Obscure Reference |
6 |
Muscles |
3 |
Carry Books |
6 |
Moves |
4 |
Tell on Other Smurfs |
7 |
Cool |
2 |
Adjust Glasses |
5 |
Goal:
Become Papa Smurf's Right-Hand Smurf
Distinctive Mannerism: Tilts his head back and quotes
proverbs from ancient sources
Greedy Smurf
Eat, eat, eat. Everything is tasty: sarsaparilla, soup, cheese, fruit. But
what he really prefers are the goodies he often steals from Cook Smurf.
His motto: "One should live to smurf, and not smurf to live"
Brains |
2 |
Detect Edible Food |
5 |
Muscles |
4 |
Eat Food |
7 |
Moves |
3 |
Sneak into Kitchen |
6 |
Cool |
3 |
Con Food out of Other Smurfs |
6 |
Goal:
Eat Until Full
Distinctive Mannerism: Always has a pastry in hand
and berry stains around his mouth
Hefty Smurf
Distinguished by a heart-shaped tattoo on his arm. Hefty is the strongest
Smurf in the village. He exercises, he is a sportsman and has even
organized the Olympic Smurfs. One can always depend on him if there is any
hard work to be done. He is kind of a lout but everyone loves him.
Brains |
3 |
Forget Annoying Details |
6 |
Muscles |
5 |
Lift Heavy Objects |
8 |
Moves |
2 |
Run |
5 |
Cool |
2 |
Impressively Flex Muscles |
5 |
Goal:
Win Body Smurfing Contest
Distinctive Mannerism: Flexes arm to show off
heart-shaped tattoo
Gargamel
Living in a dilapidated hovel on the edge of the forest, Gargamel the
horrible sorcerer is evil, cunning and two-faced wizard. He hates the
Smurfs and is constantly in pursuit of them but the Smurfs always outwit
him and manage to escape. After each setback Gargamel swears he shall be
revenged. He (like all humans) is three sizes larger than a Smurf.
Brains |
2 |
Find Smurf Recipes |
5 |
Muscles |
3 |
Shake Fist |
6 |
Moves |
4 |
Chase Smurf |
7 |
Cool |
3 |
Frighten Smurf |
6 |
Goal:
Taste Boiled Smurf (Or Baked Smurf, or Smurf Kabobs, or....)
Distinctive Mannerism: Rubs hands together while
scheming to find Smurf village
Azrael
This mangy cat is Gargamel's 'underdog'. He follows Gargamel around hoping
someday his master will catch a nice and appetizing little Smurf, but in
vain. Azrael is stupid and evil...like his master. He is the same size as
a Smurf.
Brains |
2 |
Remember |
5 |
Muscles |
3 |
Jump |
6 |
Moves |
4 |
Chase Smurf |
7 |
Cool |
3 |
Claw Menacingly |
6 |
Goal:
Taste Raw Smurf
Distinctive Mannerism: Hisses and Spits in agreement
with his master
Other Known Characters
Bigmouth |
Baby Smurf |
Clockwork Smurf |
Clumsy Smurf |
Dreamy Smurf |
Farmer Smurf |
Granny Smurf |
Grouchy Smurf |
Handy Smurf |
Harmony Smurf |
Johan |
Jokey Smurf |
King |
Lazy Smurf |
Mother Nature |
Nat Smurf |
Nosey Smurf |
Painter Smurf |
Peewit |
Poet Smurf |
Puppy |
Sasette Smurf |
Scaredy Smurf |
Scruple Smurf |
Sleepy Smurf |
Sloppy Smurf |
Slouchy Smurf |
Snappy Smurf |
Tailor Smurf |
Vanity Smurf |
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over
the man who cannot read them.
--Mark Twain |