Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk?

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EULOGIES should me more along these lines....
THE GIRLS PLAY BALL
INTELLIGENCE is not as common as you think!
Fun and games at a UNIVERSITY RIOT!
There are SOME DAYS...
A KUMI KIMI Guide for the novices. A MUST read!
A POEM for someone special!
DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers for his beloved...
FAVOURITE MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions
DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

All right then, in response to overwhelming demands to live up to my New Year Resolutions, I have finally embarked on changing the site design and colours. Nothing has been removed -- just moved around a bit. The main complaint was that there was too much on the front page so I moved stuff around a bit. Regulars have been moved to the top of the page and everything else is in addendum.

Otherwise do note that this is work in progress. Nothing is cast in stone. I shall stop changing stuff when I am satisfied and knowing myself -- this could take a while. Otherwise enjoy!

By the way, henceforth I shall not be updating the site on a fixed day. I shall stagger the schedule so that you people can stop coming by on Mondays only and skewing the statistics! Updates can be done any day and this does not have to be weekly!

If you want to know what working flat out means, come and ask me and my child I will inform you precisely what that means. For the past week I have been doing just that and take it from me, this is the kind of stuff you wish on your worst enemy.

The other day my colleague and friend Njox announced proudly to all of us over lunch that she was a sheer genius. When I replied dryly that she sure kept it well hidden the dear lady was speechless and it took quick action on the part of my feet to save my head from being smacked. I don't deny that at times my comments can be slightlysarcastic but there are maters of the game somewhere out there. Sample this:

Q: Are you sure this computer runs Windows NT?
A: No. Just the monitor!

Q: You think I'm stupid, don't you?
A: Yes.

Q: You! Yeah you! What are you looking at?
A: Nothing much!

Q: Do you know who my father is?
A: I dunno. Why don't you ask your mother?

Q: My girl is the most beautiful girl I know
A: But then again you only know one girl...

And no, these are not my words!

September 4: Fun and games at the Grand Regency...)
September 5: Stuff face courtesy of Irene who will be leaving soon.!
September 7: The wily fox better known as my boss is getting hitched.
September 8: Sandra's Birthday & Expedition to Paradise Lost!
September 9: Mine brother's birthday. Boy will that lad get himself washed!

I have a constitutional right to give My own shout-outs to whoever I please!

All o y'all: There we go! More colour!
Aida: Many thanks for everything!
Di: Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200
Chris: If you know what's good for you you'll get in touch with me.
Larua: I still maintain: USHINDWE!