Fooled Them Again!

From Sentry 9/18/02—George Bush came upon a fork in the road. One road led to Iraq's violations of UN (Useless Nations) Resolutions; one road led to Iraq's involvement with the attack on the United States Sept. 11, 2001 and Iraq's terrorist ties. George Bush decided to take the UN road. Now, a bunch of third world nations run by thugs and dictators will tell us how best to take care of our own national security. I believe Harry Truman and Ronald Reagan would have made the right hand turn, not the left hand turn, at that fork in the road.

Here is the latest revision of the Bush Doctrine: "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists, or you can fool us over and over again and hide behind the UN."

Update 11/28/02 From FOX News—According to a stream of intelligence now emerging from inside Iraq, the full extent of the Iraqi leader’s deception operation is now becoming apparent. As the U.N. inspectors knock on the doors of the major military sites in Iraq, suspected of housing chemical and biological weapons and banned missiles, the bulk of the evidence is being secreted away in people’s homes.

Intelligence picked up from within Iraq and from electronic intercepts of Iraqi communications has revealed that scientists, civil servants and Baath Party officials have all been ordered to store key components of Saddam’s secret weapons of mass destruction program in their homes.

It is also being reported that the UN inspection team is the Useless Nations joke we thought it would be. One member resigned to spend more time with his S&M Club, and the UN did not do any background checks on the team members. Hans Blix, the Chief Inspector, did not put the best nor the most experienced inspectors on the team because the Iraqis found them "to be abrasive" last time around.

There is also a fear that a team member is a mole for the Iraqis and is tipping them off.

American national security Iraqi affairs department. . .

The main actor Blix is a European socialist and the show is being produced and directed by the Useless Nations.

Note: The UN Security Council rejected Rolf Ekeus, the candidate put forward by the United States and Britain, and chose the weasel Blix instead.