Wits, Quips, and Clips

 

 

More Incredible "Dumb Dung From Chung"

Connie Chung continues her quest to become the most incredibly stupid interviewer in history as she poses the following moronic question to Robert Heibel, the former FBI deputy director of counterterrorism: [Regarding the shooting by the DC Sniper of a 13-year old, before being captured]

Here Katie,  I'll give you something to chew on.Dung: All right, Mr. Heibel, I will destroy my earlier argument by saying to you, in this particular case, most terrorists would not have killed a 13-year-old boy and targeted him. Wouldn't you agree with that? Or attempted to kill a 13-year-old boy - forgive me. This child is still in critical condition.

Mr. Heibel drew upon all his years of experience to help restrain himself from exploding at her for such an incredibly stupid question, as he thought about all the babies and children who have been targeted and blown to bits by terrorists, and by the common knowledge of the training of children to be homicide bombers and terrorists by numerous training camps.

Look how he held back his gut reaction to rip into this moronic question by Dung:

HEIBEL: I wouldn't agree with that because I—all right. I would not agree with that.

Mr. Heibel, instead of pausing there and regrouping, we all wish you would have ripped into that idiot.

I should have no trouble topping that one, Connie.

The only interviewer capable of outdoing this one is Katie "Colic" Couric.

Katie, the ball is in your court. Go for it!

Wits, Quips, and Clips
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Liar's Club--Fooled Them Again!

Was It Really FDR's Fault?

Dueling Dingbats

Top 10 Questions For Trent Lott

State of the Union Bush Avoids

Time For a Little Trend Line Change

The Morning After

DC Sniper and Media Political Correctness

More Incredible "Dumb Dung From Chung"

France Surrenders

 

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