DUELING DINGBATS

11/19/02—On the Today Show, resident dunce Katie "Colic" Couric asked guest dork Al Gore to comment about Iraq and the terrorism issues. Gore said that Bush's squeeze on Iraq are "a distraction to the war against terrorism".

Now this was fertile ground for Colic Couric to ask about the many distractions during the Clinton-Gore regime, including sexual assaults by Clinton and his "distractions" by the intern Lewinsky. But we know about Katie's "limitations" as well as her socialist agenda so we had your Connie Chung style softball questions from Colic Couric.

Here follows the attacks on the United States during the Clinton-Gore regime when Al Gore stood silent while war was being waged against us:

TELL US AGAIN ABOUT "DISTRACTIONS", AL GORE

There was an official declaration of war against the United States by bin Laden and Al-Qaeda during the Clinton-Gore regime as well as numerous attacks on the United States. Clinton was "distracted" by interns, his raping of Juanita Broderick, his assault on other women, and other "distractions" like China and our nuclear secrets. Clinton, Gore, Albright, and the rest of the idiots in that corrupt cartel did absolutely nothing even though war was being waged against the United States. They were all too "distracted" to bother with national security.

And Al Gore believes that Bush is getting distracted? You don't need the Comedy Channel. Just watch Colic Couric in action and you will be assured to get your laugh quota for the day