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FRENCH SNIPER MISSING!

Why defend our country?  We are too busy drinking wine and eating cheese.

From ABC NEWS/AP, Paris, 10/21/02

French Soldier Missing in N. America France Says Marksman Missing in North America, Fueling Speculation Over Link to Sniper Killings

LOVE THAT TITLE--French Soldier Missing!

Also missing was the French artillery . . .

Also missing was the French armor . . .

Also missing was the French Air Force . . .

Also missing was the rest of the French infrantry . . .

So of course, the French sniper is missing . . .

The French snipers have always been missing!

France Surrenders.

France Surrenders!

FRANCE SURRENDERS!

FRANCE SURRENDERS!!!

FRANCE SURRENDERS!!!

Please blow up all of our oil tankers--that way, we will not have to surrender them to you, Mr. bin Laden--Sir.

 

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