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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

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A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

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God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

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I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

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There are two things I've learned: There is a God. And, I'm not Him.

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Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

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Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to MacDonald's makes you a hamburger.

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When it comes time to die..... make sure all you've got to do is die.

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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.

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Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.

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"Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."

~ Swedish proverb

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About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

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"Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again."

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"Love is when thoughts of but one man fill your heart, when he means more than life to you, when you know you would do anything for him and shall die if he is taken from you. Desire is when you ache to see him and touch him, when he causes your body to burn and tremble. Desire does not demand love before it can ensnare you, but desire with love creates a powerful bond."

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A part of you has grown in me, and, so you see, it's you and me, forever, and never apart; maybe in distance but never in heart."

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Love is being able to walk arm in arm...
even when you don't see eye to eye.

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Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and you find out you still care for that person.

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If you love someone, tell them...
for hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

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I am willing to make the mistakes...
if someone else is willing to learn from them.

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Today I will gladly share my experience and advice... for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

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"The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them."

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"Sometimes the one thing you are looking for; Is the one thing you can't see."

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"If, each time I thought of you, were a flower I could walk in my garden forever."

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"My wish is not to mean everything to everyone but to mean something to someone."

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"As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, never have I seen an angel fly so low..."

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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I don't believe we ever need to change friends, as long as we understand that friends change.

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Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts.
And we are never, ever the same.

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"At the end of your life you won't regret not scoring one more point or closing one more deal, you will regret time not spent with a wife, a husband, a child, or a friend.

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If you think you can, you can.
And if you think you can't, you're right.

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Remain confident in the potential of the situation. Always remember the zig-zag course, remember to not seek validation, remember to not defend. Do not judge things by their outer appearance, walk on

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Just because there is a road, it doesn't mean it leads anywhere.
Just because we cannot see a destination doesn't mean there isn't one.

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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

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The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.

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Genuine love is an act of the will, not an emotion; Real love is a choice, a willful attitude.

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The difference between worry and concern -- worry immobilizes; concern moves you to action.

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Planning for tomorrow is time well spent; worrying about tomorrow is a waste of time.

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.

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Hatred corrodes the vessel in which it is stored.

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The smallest deed always exceeds the grandest of intentions.

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Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them.

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Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.

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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

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To handle yourself,use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

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God gives every bird it's food, But He does not throw it into it's nest.

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He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

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Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.

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The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.

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Trusting someone doesn't necessarily mean he's trustworthy.

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A fool will lose tomorrow reaching back for yesterday.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells "Can't you remember anything I told you?" and lets fly with a club.

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You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

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Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

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If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

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When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up

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Happy is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused.

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Love is a special feeling. You can't explain it. Sometimes you can't even understand it. But it is there. So quit makin' it soooooo complicated and just enjoy it.

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People who say it cannot be done, should not interrupt those who are doing it.

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Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

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The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well.

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Upon awakening in the morning, say a little thank you for this amazing experience.

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Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Listening... You can convey no greater honor than actually hearing what someone has to say.

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We make a living by what we get... But we make a life by what we give.

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Character is what we really are... Reputation is what others think you are. Reputation is from other people... Character is in you.

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If the world is cold... Make it your business to build fires.

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The key to happiness is having a dream... The key to success is making the dream come true.

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Do not wish to be anything but what you are... And try to be that perfectly.

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Do not follow where the path may lead... Instead go where there is no path, and leave a trail.

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It is what you learn AFTER you know it all that counts.

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To succeed... Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have.

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A great pleasure in life... Is doing what people say you cannot do.

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We cannot direct the wind... But we can adjust the sails.

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The harder you work... The luckier you get.

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Love is being told, "Stop and I'll kill you".
It's desire.

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Love is not having to say... "let's make love" because you know what the other person wants...
it's understanding

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Love is knowing what time it is, and not caring...
It's joy.

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Love is
the arms around you tightening their embrace...
It's ecstasy.

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Love is saying the perfect phrase... to make a solemn embrace dissolve into giggles... it's humor

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Love is a back massage that starts above the hairline, and ends around the insoles...
it's exploration

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Love is
telling a person if you have to leave, you will let them sleep, and being told they would rather be woken... It's tenderness.

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Love is
waking up to find the subject of the dream you were having asleep on your shoulder... It's where fantasy meets reality.

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Love is
being there to wake your lover Slowly... It's sensuousness.

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Love is
two people only taking up a third of a queen-sized bed... It's closeness.

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Love is
saying good-bye and knowing you will be back by mutual consent... It's faith.

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Love is
hearing the weather forecast for a winter storm and wishing you could spend it with your lover... It's loneliness.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you are to learn to forgive yourself.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt in the process.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

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Things I've Learned from Life...
that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

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When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off,
remember it takes 42 muscles to frown,
but only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.

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Blessed is he, who having nothing much to say refrains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 3 pm on some idle Tuesday.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 30-year-olds I know still don't.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 30, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 73th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Regarding July 3th, don't think for a minute about being among the first to go forth on the third to get a fifth for the fourth, for he who drives forth with a fifth on the fourth may never drive forth on the fifth.

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Things We Can Learn from Dogs:
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

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Things We Can Learn from Dogs:
Run, romp and play daily.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.

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Things We Can Learn from Dogs:
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

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Things We Can Learn from Dogs:
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

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Things We Can Learn from Dogs:
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.
Bond with your pack.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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Anger is only one letter short of danger.

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If someone betrays you once, it's his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

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God Gives every bird it's food, but He does not throw it into it's nest.

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He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

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Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

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You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

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No matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.

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It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

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It's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.

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You can get by on charm for about 13 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

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You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do.

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It's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it.

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You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

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No matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.

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It's takes a long time to become the person you want to be.

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You should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

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Either you control your attitude or it controls you.

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Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

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Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

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Learning to forgive takes practice.

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There are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.

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I've learned that my best friend & I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

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Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down may be the ones to help you get back up.

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Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel or to stay angry. I can change my mind.

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True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they love.

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Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them & less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

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You should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed you.

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Your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you too.

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Progress?
We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers... wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints... we spend more, but have less... we buy more, but enjoy it less...

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Progress?
We have bigger houses and smaller families... more conveniences, but less time... we have more degrees, but less sense... more knowledge, but less judgment... more experts, but more problems... more medicine, but less wellness...

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Progress?
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, pray too seldom, and watch too much TV...

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Progress?
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values... We talk too much, love too seldom, and lie too often... We've learned how to make a living, but not a life... we've added years to our lives, but not life to our years...

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Progress?
We've learned to rush, but not to wait... we have higher incomes, but lower morals... more food but less appeasement... more acquaintances, but fewer friends... more effort, but less success...

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Progress?
These are times of fast foods and slow digestion... tall men and short character... steep profits and shallow relationships... These are times of world peace, but domestic warfare... more leisure and less fun... more kinds of food, but less nutrition...

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Rules for Being Human...
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

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Rules for Being Human...
You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid. It's up to you.

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Rules for Being Human...
There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works."

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Rules for Being Human...
There are no mistakes, only lessons. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go onto the next lesson.

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Rules for Being Human...
Learning does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

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Rules for Being Human...
"There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a "here," you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

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Rules for Being Human...
Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

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Rules for Being Human...
What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

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Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.

~ Chief Seattle

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