Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
Band members
Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Angela Slater
Guitar and Vocals
| Age: |
20 |
| Job: |
During
the day, Angela works as a used beaver saleswoman, tricking unsuspecting
pensioners, foreigners, and the mentally infirm, into parting with their
hard earned cash in exchange for what appears to be the ideal pet/sex accessory
for today's hippest fashion whores.
It is not until Angela
has safely scarpered that they realise all is not what it seems for their
new found friends. For at night, when the owner of said new pet goes to
bed, Angela's highly trianed "Stealth Beaver © Angela's
chuff espionage " moves into action. Buried deep within her Beaver
is a special microchip that enables her to control it using a magic wand
bought from a Taiwanese testicle transplant tyrant.
She then uses her
Beaver to retrieve false limbs, teeth, incontinence pants, loose genitalia
etc, to satisfy her sexually perverted craving for body parts and general
O.A.P memorabillia. She then stores her hoard deep within the confines
of her beaver, which then returns back to her seedy Swindon underground
laboratory, where she uses the retrieved body parts to assemble an army
of Gavin Rossdale lookalikes, which she plans to use to take over the world!!! |
| Likes: |
Any form
of alcohol (including white spirits, terps, after shave etc.
Child molesting |
| Dislikes: |
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