Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
Band members
Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Other things of no interest
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Butcher's
"Beefcake"
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The band
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WARNING:
This is probably the most sinister page
you will ever come across on the web. Here you will find scenes of depravity
you never thought existed,
Poisoning
your mind with pictures that will make
your skin crawl, your bowels give way, and will give you more nightmares
than even the most disgusting of freakish ghouls (like the Krankees, Cannon
and Ball, Bobby Davro, and the dark lord of them all Shane Richie)
Removing
all traces of sanity from your quivering
body, replacing it with dullness of such magnitude, as to be comparable
to that of such bastions of the bore as Les Dennis, Chas and Dave, and
lest we forget the terrifying Cilla Black
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
That's right, you've found your way
onto the ORIGIN personnel page!
But that's not all, because we have also integrated our Celebrity hall of shame page,
which is aimed at sending a chill up the spine of anyone looking for good
entertainment in this world.
On this page you will find people who
have committed crimes against humanity with their lack of wit, entertaining
ability, and all round cackness, that only the worst possible "entertainers"
can achieve.
As well as this (and slightly less importantly),you can also find out information on the Acid Skiffle heavy thrash techno
acid country and new wave alternative funk classical band we all know and
love as Origin
Choose
your destiny
| Angela Slater |
Brought up by a troupe of Transsexual dancing
beavers, Angela has a lot to offer the Bestiality/small-animals-in-drag
fan, and travelling salesmen up and down the
country |
| Jamie Trowbridge |
Jamie was brought up in a small scientific
research centre,
Somewhere in the Midlands, where he was hand reared after his mother, Poot Poot the bottle nose dolphin, accidentally
ate his father, Lord Poncenby Wankjob Fortinbrass III, as
they enjoyed a night of Sexual Backgammon® in a bath of soothing
Peruvian dog's piss |
| Jon Trowbridge |
Jon, the half-mole-half-vampire singer of
the band was adopted by Jamie at the age of nine,
although this has not stopped him from |
| Marcus Kaye |
Marcus' formative years were spent locked
away in a cupboard underneath the stairs of well known
WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan. It was there that Marcus learnt
how to grow amazingly unfeasible facial hair, rip
his shirts up in a macho and scary fashion, and become
a proficient player of the Skinflute (also known as the
belly trombone) |
| Matt King |
Matt, a veteran from 'nam (that's Dagenham,
not Vietnam),is no stranger to the wonderful world of
fame and fortune having been a regular porn star in such
moving classics as Porn on the fourth of july, Honey I humped the kids
and his most successful film to date,
Pat Butcher's
"Beefcake" |
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