Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
Band members
Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Other things of no interest
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Butcher's
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Contact
If you would like
to contact the band for any reason (preferably with offers of multi-million
pound get-rich-quick record deal related gubbins) Then here's How
(1)
Click on the picture
to send us an E-mail
(2)
Leave a message
on our amazing hi-tech
message
board
(3)
Harness the powers
of the Ouija board, and just maybe you'll get through to us
If not, maybe
you'll get to speak to great auntie Mildred, Your old goldfish Tarquin
,or even Bob Carolgees and his amazing dog Spit.
(4)
Ring our depraved
billy no mates style, £10 pounds a minute extra premium rate smut
line, 0990 D-I-R-T-Y-B-I-T-C-H-E-S, and if you stay on the line for more
than 13 hours, you may get a small message of greeting from one of the
members of the band, or one of the member's member.
N.B.,
To all thick people: This is not a real number, just a tacky joke, O.K?
(5)
The last way you can contact
us is by buying one of our CD's (coming soon) and playing it backwards
on a record player attached to the back of a slightly puzzled chimpanzee.
You may then hear a secret message from all of us, with a special guest
appearance from Jesus Christ our lord,
Christopher Biggins, and Pat
Butcher
N.B. To any psycho suicidal
try-to-kill-myself-from-playing -your-music-backwards-and-then-sue-you-for-it
types, this is a joke, not real
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