Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
Band members
Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Jamie Trowbridge
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| Age: |
18 |
| Job: |
Jamie was
brought up in a small scientific research centre, Somewhere in the Midlands,
where he was hand reared after his mother, Poot Poot the bottle nose dolphin,
accidentally ate his father, Lord Poncenby Wankjob Fortinbrass III, as
they enjoyed a night of Sexual Backgammon® in a bath of soothing Peruvian
dog's piss. This traumatic experience left Jamie rolling around on the
floor with laughter at such chucklesome japes, and started him on the road
to become britain's top serial killer, having notched up a staggering 30
killings in his career so far(14 stabbings, 3 vicious cactus rapes, 3 full
cavity cementings, and ten deaths due to his inadequate cooking abilities
when he used to work at Marcus Kaye's Horn of plenty restaurant). You can
see all of Jamie's work at the Tat art gallery in Soho, where all of his
killings are tastefully displayed in formaldehyde for your viewing pleasure,
which has also put him in good stead to win this year's Turner prize. |
| Likes: |
Any form
of alcohol (including white spirits, terps, after shave etc.
Child molesting |
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