Crappy Movies

(from a-z)

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Do you like crappy movies like I like crappy movies? Take a look at my reviews
of some of the crappiest movies I've ever seen. They are listed alphabetically,
and include star when available. I've rated each movie according to the following scale:



Four Shits
THE RUNS: Crap. TOTAL crap. Stinkin, burnin, runnin, water splashin back on your ass crap. The toilet seat is even warm when you sit down. See this only if you are a masochist.


Three Shits
CONSTIPATION: This crap stinks to high hell and comes out sideways. Not as painful as TOTAL crap, but pretty damn crappy nonetheless. Avoid it unless you want a frustrating movement.


Two Shits
WET FART: This is deceptive crap. You think you're just going to fart and instead you get a little squirt in yor pants. It's more uncomfortable than painful.


One Shit
GOOD SHIT: Unexpectedly delightful crap. Everything comes out smoothly and you feel calm and relieved afterward. Still crap, but completely harmless (sometimes even a little fun!)

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So now you know what it's all about. Take a seat and enjoy!

Crappy Movies A-D
Crappy Movies E-H
Crappy Movies I-L
Crappy Movies M-P
Crappy Movies Q-Z

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