Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise
man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls
Panties not best thing on earth but next
to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no
piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.