| Here's my entire life in one paragraph: I was born in England, started speaking at six months, threw all the Corn Flakes boxes off the shelves in the grocery store at age 5, joined the neighbourhood gang at 7, got hit in the head with a rock during a fight at 8, started smoking at 9, helped save the life of a guy who got stabbed and was bleeding to death at 10, fell in love with Shelley Murray (who didn't know who I was) at 11, moved to USA at 12, hung out and started drinking with Janelle Petit while her mom was at work at 13, ate a piece of cornbread without choking at 14, crashed my car at 15, satrted to convince girls that I was a "nice guy" at 16, became best friends with Ski and Scraps and could finish a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best at 17, got Mono at 18, got electrocuted at 19, started growing my hair out at 20, started trying to put on weight at 21, hung out in California at 22, went backpacking in Europe with Mill at 23, got my own place at 24, went out with Pam at 25, started going out with a Mormon girl who tried to convert me at 26..... |
| The Teddy Sergeant Chronicles |
| Beer: Milwaukee's Best Interests: Camping High School: Oakland Mills College: Towson University Formula 1: Williams BMW |
| Teddy's Car 1999 BMW 540i 282 bhp 310 lb/ft torque |
| Teddy's House ICBM Coordinates 39deg. 39.78 N 78deg. 21.99 W |
| Name: Teddy Sergeant Club: Liverpool Last Adventure: Hellhouse Film: The Wild Geese Religion: Holiness Pentecostal |
| Who the Fuck Am I? I took a Personality Disorder Test; in the various categories I tested highest for Antisocial Behavior, Narcissicism & Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I tested moderate for Paranoia, Dependence, Aviodant, Histrionic & Borderline Personality. I tested low for Schizophrenia. |
| CAMPING Coordinates:39.39.58N/78.21.80W I like going camping with my homies. We drink all day, hike and play football. We head out to Site 86 at Green Ridge, we've been going for 12 years. Read some interesting stories and memories of me and the boys out in the woods or sitting by the fire. Read the Green Ridge Journals -- Every trip we've been on! |
| God knows how you got here but since you're here, take off your shoes, pour yourself a drink and explore the impossibilties of life. There's links at the bottom if you want a more in depth analysis.... |
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| WEBSITE OF THE YEAR AWARD: FRENCH WU-TANG LYRICS |
| SPORTS A site dedicated to my future NFL career. A site dedicated to football chants from the terraces. |
| "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" |
| I took Dante's Inferno Test based on Dante Alighieri's The Divine Comedy. The test determines whether you are going to heaven, hell or somewhere in between. I answered all the questions truthfully and this is what it said "You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven." |
| I took a political test and scored as a political moderate with liberal tendencies. The World's Smallest Political Quiz said I am a Left-Liberal. Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality. I took the Political Compass test and again scored heavily on the left and heavily towards libertarian, as opposed to authoritarian. On the political graph I scored almost identically to the Dalai Lama, the next closest was Nelson Mandela. Economic Left/Right: -4.38, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.90. I took an Inkblot Test. It said my subconcious mind is driven by Peace. (Am I the Dalai Lama?) It also said "You have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a positive way. You have a deep respect for humankind". I took the Emode Celebrity Matchmaker test matched me with Drew Barrymore. The test said that I want a celebrity who has a zen-like approach to life. It went so far as to suggest that I want a hippy chick with a heart of gold. Strangely accurate. I took the Kingdomality Test (what your medieval profession would have been) I am a Black Knight. I took a blood test; I have high cholesterol and I'm low in iron. I got a DNA test for $189; I have no Native American blood. I just found out I type 63 wpm with zero errors. I can do a lot with two fingers... |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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| I took the Jungian Personality Test sometimes referred to as the Meyers Brigg Test. The test results state that I am a Protector Guardian (ISFJ). ISFJ stands for Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging. I scored highest on J (Judging). I do tend to judge people. Second highest was F (Feeling). I have a lot of empathy so I can understand this result. ISFJs guard others against life’s pitfalls and perils and seeing to their safety and security. Protectors are fiercely loyal and find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden. ISFJs have a highly developed puritan work ethic, when they undertake a task, they will complete it if at all humanly possible. ISFJs are the least hedonic of all types. |
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