After reviewing all of the pages on this site, it caught my attention that they were kind of, well, bland. So I'm adding this humor section to spice it up a bit. If you wish, you can send in some jokes or stories of your own. Just don't send me any stupid crap. If you're going to send a joke, send a half-way funny one. Well, here comes the humor!
Too Much Zelda
Too Much Mario
Have you ever thought about the fact that the Gorons and the Zora run around naked? Shouldn't they be arrested for that? Streaking IS still illegal, right?
Who Wants to be a Ruppeaire!
Regis: Welcome to who wants to be a ruppeaire! The player who is coming on is Ganondorf! Hello Ganondorf! How are you doing?
Ganondorf: Well Regis I'm,...
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Regis: I'm just joking, but here's your first question: What desease do I have? A: Hepatitus, B: AIDS, C: Mad Cow Desease, or D: Bipolar Disorder
Ganondorf: What are you talking about? Do you want me to whoop up on you right here and now? What do those words mean?
Regis: I'm so sorry but the answer was B: AIDS. You made zero dollars! Congratulations!
Ganondorf: (jumps on Regis and begins killing him) That WAS NOT my FINAL ANSWER!
Regis: Ach! Akk! Alright! I'll give you a second,... ehh.
Ganondorf: (writes himself a million rupee check and runs off with it.)
Here's a racist joke:
Ganon: What do a Hylian and a Christmas ornament have in common?
Link: I don't know, what?
Ganon: They both look good hanging from a tree!
I think the Great Fairies are a bunch of prostitutes. They wear hardly anything! I'm starting to sense that Miyamoto is a pervert.
Here's a lame one:
Ganon: What do Link and an empty piggy bank have in common?
Zelda: I don't know and to tell you the truth, I don't give a crap!
Ganon: Neither of them have any sense/cents!
Have you ever wondered what those re-deads are ACTUALLY doing to Link?
Ruto wants to marry Link. What the...? She is ugly as crap! She's not even the same species. It's as bad as a cat and a dog marrying! What will their baby look like? That's disgusting!
At the end of the game, when everyone is out getting drunk and having fun, you see the Kokiri... Now wait just a frikin minute here! I thought they couldn't leave the forest or they would die! So how are they out partying with everyone else? Did I miss something? That's wierd. You know what else is wierd? Link never takes a bath.