Subterranean Issue #4


Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #4 10/24/02
Election 2002: Political Edition
Articles Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine Other Authors Contact Us! Letter to the Editor Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine	Apathy Sucks The November 5th election is coming up, but hey…who cares? Yawn. Not only do we not know who's running for office or what propositions are on the ballot, we aren't even interested in finding out. "E"? That's a drug, right? More... Recount! Schools exist to prepare students for the "real world." We come to this institution of learning on a daily basis so that, at the end of a 4-year term, we can go out there and function as productive citizens. We'll be expected to hold jobs, show awareness of our community, and participate in our government by voting. Why, then, doesn't Terra Nova, which should be teaching us all about how to function in a democracy, have Student Body or Class Officer Elections? More... Editors' Notes We're still looking for your stories involving the Pacifica Police. We are working on a piece, but can't do it alone… We're sure we misspelled someone's name last week, but we don't know whose. Sorry! There was no "Letters to the Editors" section in this issue, as we were hard-pressed for space. Issue 5 will include your feedback, so please keep sending it… Did you see our write-up in the Tribune? Nothing against The Roar, but it is a little more flattering to be written up in a real paper. :) Again, we are taking a two-week hiatus from production. We will be back… Contact Us! Email us at TheSubterraneanTN@Yahoo.com. Send us you feedback, loser/kudo nominations, story ideas and poems. We want to hear from you!	Pacifica City Council This week, I met and interviewed all six candidates for Pacifica's City Council, asking them about their positions on issues that affect all of us. More than anything else, I tried to get a feel for who the candidates are and what they would do for our city...More >>> What the Hell is Measure E? Do you feel like you're the only person in the universe who doesn't know what this mysterious proposal is? If not, have a cookie. If so, read the arguments for the opposing positions...More >>> Regular Features Waxing Poetic... Random Rants Loser of the Week -This week's douche-bag, Dan Armstrong, ran into a garage door and fell on his ass after toilet-papering a house. Not to be an ass, but that sounds like justice to me. Kudos of the Week -Honored this week is… Pons Timothy Lee Materum III (right) for being the funniest, smartest, Hardest-working, sweetest, most lovable man on the entire Terra Nova campus. If you see this guy, give him a hug. Forsooth! -Runner Up: Your mom, for giving me a great time last night (insert porn-music-sound here). Disclaimer Nobody wrote this paper. Nobody sponsored by Terra Nova, JUHSD, or the State of California. Nobody. It's all a figment of your imagination. Now go back to sleep, little one. Back to sleep...	Archive Back Issues Why? Cartoons Poetry Random Rants Disclaimers Losers and Kudos of the Week Letters to the Editor Editor's Notes Picture of the Week

Terra Nova's Underground Intelligencer - Issue #4 10/24/02

Election 2002: Political Edition

Apathy Sucks

The November 5th election is coming up, but hey…who cares? Yawn. Not only do we not know who's running for office or what propositions are on the ballot, we aren't even interested in finding out. "E"? That's a drug, right? More...

Recount!

Schools exist to prepare students for the "real world." We come to this institution of learning on a daily basis so that, at the end of a 4-year term, we can go out there and function as productive citizens. We'll be expected to hold jobs, show awareness of our community, and participate in our government by voting. Why, then, doesn't Terra Nova, which should be teaching us all about how to function in a democracy, have Student Body or Class Officer Elections? More...

Editors' Notes

We're still looking for your stories involving the Pacifica Police. We are working on a piece, but can't do it alone…
We're sure we misspelled someone's name last week, but we don't know whose. Sorry!
There was no "Letters to the Editors" section in this issue, as we were hard-pressed for space. Issue 5 will include your feedback, so please keep sending it…
Did you see our write-up in the Tribune? Nothing against The Roar, but it is a little more flattering to be written up in a real paper. :)
Again, we are taking a two-week hiatus from production. We will be back…

Contact Us!

Email us at TheSubterraneanTN@Yahoo.com. Send us you feedback, loser/kudo nominations, story ideas and poems. We want to hear from you!

Pacifica City Council

This week, I met and interviewed all six candidates for Pacifica's City Council, asking them about their positions on issues that affect all of us. More than anything else, I tried to get a feel for who the candidates are and what they would do for our city...More >>>

What the Hell is Measure E?

Do you feel like you're the only person in the universe who doesn't know what this mysterious proposal is? If not, have a cookie. If so, read the arguments for the opposing positions...More >>>

Regular Features

Waxing Poetic...

Random Rants

Loser of the Week
-This week's douche-bag, Dan Armstrong, ran into a garage door and fell on his ass after toilet-papering a house. Not to be an ass, but that sounds like justice to me.

Kudos of the Week
-Honored this week is…
Pons Timothy Lee Materum III (right) for being the funniest, smartest, Hardest-working, sweetest, most lovable man on the entire Terra Nova campus. If you see this guy, give him a hug. Forsooth!

-Runner Up: Your mom, for giving me a great time last night (insert porn-music-sound here).

Disclaimer

Nobody wrote this paper. Nobody sponsored by Terra Nova, JUHSD, or the State of California. Nobody. It's all a figment of your imagination. Now go back to sleep, little one. Back to sleep...