Greetings Fellow Seekers of Humor and Passing Entertainment. The Tylerian Underground is a constantly evolving, even amorphous blob of mildly humorous unidentifiable socio-political "glop", to use the technical jargon. Here's the latest news from the Tylerian Underground's secret underground lair ~

August 4, 2000

I created a brand new bit of Random Nonsense known forevermore as The Useless Form of No Reason. I encourage you to fill it out, although I admit, there isn't any reason to. I am also looking into a little bit of java script I noticed on someone else's page, and pending his approval, I'm going to adapt it and put it on my own page. So check back soon for it!

August 6, 2000

Well, I started archiving the updates, I figure I'll do it every month now. I also uploaded the javascript little fun thingy that creates a random quote at the top of the home page. Yet another reason to visit the Tylerian Underground. Oh, shut up. It's exciting for me!

August 9, 2000

Today I added a java script toy to the random nonsense called The Random Boytoy Band Name Generator which (drum roll, please) generates random boytoy band names. Try it out ~ there are 15,000 possible names.

August 11, 2000

Right now I'm working on a javascript toy that would boost people's self esteem . . . but I cannot say anything more. The 19^th Tylerian Underground is up and running, and the The Omniscient Guru also has a few new questions (Huzzah!).

August 11, 2000 x2

Well, I've pretty much abandoned hope for the self esteem booster. The result annoyed me, rather than amused me, so it's back to the list of possible ideas rather than on the verge of uploading. I did upgrade the BoyToy BNG so it now produces 40,000 possible names. Who knows what cometh for the Tylerian Underground?

August 16, 2000

The Cult of the Omniscient Guru has a new member, bringing the grand total up to . . . THREE!! Oh well. Join today!

August 17, 2000

The Boytoy BNG has been upgraded to over 421,000 names. Yeehaw!

August 23, 2000

It's been a while, hasn't it? The Free Idiots Society has assembled and is ready to lead us into a dimmer, somewhat less swift and intelligent future. And it's time for the 20^thTylerian Underground and a sad announcement. I have decided not to publish any more Tylerian Undergrounds on the web, in order to encourage my readers to continue to buy them from me. Although I do intend to keep the first twenty up as sample copies, I will not upload anymore unless I find some way to profit off them. Please feel free however to email me any orders you might have, assuming you go to Mounds View High School or have some other way of getting me payment without advertising my address all over the nasty web. That being said, enjoy the newest questions for The Omniscient Guru and check out the old ones via the new Archive System For Old Guru questions.

August 29, 2000

Well, I was finally able to upload all my updates after nearly a week of broken internet service. The Tylerian Underground officially condemns Aol for it's shoddy and inadequate ISP services. That being said, check out the newest bit of random nonsense, the Cryptic Message Generator! Then, as long as you're already up, you could check out the newest Omniscient Guru questions.

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