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THE RESTLESS DEAD
The supernatural in movies, from long ago to today!

My teeth aren't that bad, no really, their not!
So I was in a Lucio Fulci film, so what! I'm really famous zombie and you don't have to ruin it by telling me my films are too gory! Every one always complains about gore, why can't people complain about pea soup instead?

Horror movies have had the concept in them. The concept of the dead is the oldest feared concept any type of story telling, and the scariest. The more mysterious the better (the haunting) and in some cases the more violent the better. (evil dead)
Even Friday the 13th has the concept of the supernatural in it and so does Nightmare on Elm Street. From the old days when you had to rely on horrible special effects (house on haunted hill) or no special effects at all (the haunting) to the modern effects and tenstion filled (the exorcist, and every other modern film out of hollywood) evil always waits beyond what we can see and abnormal chaos always just out the window, or waiting outside that door, or outside that window. In horrror, the supernatural is only natural!

Oooh! Spooky! If you think this house is ugly, then go look in the mirror!
Give me more pea soup or I won't stop spinning! Oooh! I'm getting dizzy!
Oh, no! It's a digital projection of your interior head, that I can use to manipulate the actual interior and thereby genectically altering appendage A4 and increasing the pulmonary and G4 glands by 10 percent and decreasing the sublamberytory systems and heartrate by 23 percent and placing genetic off spirts of growths in the exterior and interior inguliar glands that secrete the bodily stabilizers 6h and H20 and control the pump ratio of the heart section and the vertebratem and the left portions of the brain. Hey, does any one know what that means? I don't and I wrote it! :)

REVIEWS OF SUPERNATURAL FLICKS:
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
The House on Haunted Hill
The Exorcist
Night of the Living Dead
Tales from the Crypt
Evil Dead
Ghost stories to chill your bones, written by me, the master of horrror