No Coffee

soon I go learn at college
get education and high grade s
have room in dorm
study for major
will use brain & library
always ace exam s
never skip class
be smart
know much ly
understand more
love school
live better
graduate
no coffee

When the folks at magnetic poetry® put a "Warning: Loaded Words" label on their product, they're serious. This poem is an example of what can happen when someone with too much time on her hands opens a box of those fun little magnets. No Coffee was created with the College Kit, and inspired by the girl's desire to go back to school a few years ago.

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