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Please vote for the top ten quotes of the year. Look around down here, in the Kennewick and Brigadoon links, and email me (Mooj) with your list of top ten quotes of the year, or even all time. A * indicates quotes that I feel to be great ones. There are only meant as a guide, because there are such a freakin' lot of quotes. If you think my choices are stupid, please vote for your favorites. Otherwise I will pick the Top Ten list myself.
Kennewick quotes
Brigadoon quotes
Quotes from '04-'05
Quotes from '05-'06
Quotes from '06-'07
Quotes from '07-'08
Quotes from '08-'09
Main Quotes
| "We should have sex." -Keely to Kelly | "Hey! You're all up in my brats!" -Cara | "Jerry... no, Amanda, my bad." -Mooj |
| "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!!! Okay, now blow on it it's still good!!!" -Cara | "Oooh, you just dripped on me!" -Emily to Jacob | "You look like you just got shot and brought back to life." -Adam |
| "I'm like the Benjamin Franklin of Washougal." -Shane P. | "How does that sound like a child molestor? He has candy!" -Austin F. | "All I wanted to do was put a hitch on my car, but they said my car needed new balls." -Jacob |
| "Well obviously you don't have ribbon on you, we'd see it." -Will Seductive look "Nu-uh" -Mooj |
"I'm like God, but not..." -Ritter | 'I've never done it in eight minutes, we're going to have to hurry up." -Washburn |
| "Sleigh Ride is like junk food. It's okay in moderation." -Maureen | "Sounds like my impending doom to me." -Colton | "That was epic failure on my part." -Shane |
| "Tom has herpes?" -Jacob | "No, I mean the sweet white stuff." -Austin | "I read the movie." -Puddin' |
| "That's not a neigh, that's a neigh flat." -Jacob | "Sorry, I just had an image of a tuba condom in my head." -Ritter | "Wait... I'm missing a bulge in my pants." - Will |
| "Do you want to stick her?" -Adam | "Just give her the big 'O" -Ritter | "I wanna touch you guys!" - Kelly |
| "Morgan, are you a biter?" - Lukas | "This is Mushy. Feel it." -Maureen | "Ferrets stink." -Everyone "You can get them de-stinked." -Colton |
| "Normally, I'm not for kicking animals... but chiuhuahuas..." -Shane P. | "Ritter is a crack head" -Keely (Not really though...) | "You're not pregnant are you?" -Maureen "As far as I know..." -Will |
| "This is why they made strap-ons!" -Will | "I like it on the bottom." -Shane P. | "That's going to be hard to get up." -Morgan |
| BAND CAMP QUOTES!!! | ||
| "But like, what if there was just one dildo?" -Keely | "She said she was gonna blow dry her socks." -Anon. | "My butt is so warm, I don't want to sit down." Kayla |
| "Okay, I'll open my mouth as big as I can." -Keely | *With butt in air* "Give me a hard one!" -Kelly | "You are a deer!" -Morgan W. & Heidi |
| "Hey Morgan! Wanna see my wood?" -Colton | *Patrick had his shirt off* "Omg! Patrick's glowing!" -Everyone | "I just almost got violated by a gay guy." -Heidi |
| "Dude, you groped my hand with your butt." -Cara | "Is it water? Oh no, it's pee!" -Some random choir kid | "Ritter does you guys" -Puddin' |
| "Oh! No more nakedness - Oh this will be on you tomorrow." -Ritter & Tom | "Tom swallow!" -Mayelee | "Dude, choir kids are boring. They're mature." -Morgan W. |
| "I wanna be on top this time." -Amanda A. | "Don't protect your nips with your nips!" -Keely | "Ah! I just got stung in the ass!" -Sean |
| "Brazil is right there!" "Dude, that's Africa!" -Tom & Puddin' | "Whoa! Tom's ripped!!" -All the girls watching ultimate frisbee | "50 choir kids, 4 band kids. Band Kids dominate! -Anon. |
| "Yeah, we can go raid the choirs!" "Rape?!?!" -Will & Puddin' | "Don't force it!" -Tom | "Holy crap, Patrick's whiter than his hair!" -Everybody |
| "Follow me as I go bitch slap a baboon!" - Jacob | *During twister* "Yellow foot green!" -Keely | "Mayelee hurry up!" "That's what she said"-Austin |
| "I know. It's disgustingly big." -Morgan | "We need to find a guy to do all of us." -Emily | "Come on you gots to be mature" -Mayelee "WHY?!" -Sarah's Mom |
| "Okay, come in on four." -Puddin' "It's in three you tard!" Shane P. |
As seen on the door jamb of Ritter's office:
Band Quote Tally
Keely 6 | Shane P. 4 | Adam 2 | Cara 3 | Emily 2 | Jacob 3 | Ritter 4 | Morgan 4 | Maureen 3 | Washburn 1 | Colton 3 | Puddin' 6 | Austin 2 | Will 4 | Kelly 2 | Lukas 1 | Anon. 2 | Kayla 1 | Morgan W. 2 | Heidi 2 | Tom 3 | Mayelee 2 | Amanda A. 1 | Sean 1 | Sarah's Mom 1 |