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Howdy, I'm Steven.

Apologies for the lack of quaility, quantity and general point of this site. I regret that I can take no responsibility for the amateurishness, lameness and lack of relevant content.

I would like to thank all the people blatantly plagiarised in the production of this, ultimately pointless, site. This includes Apple, Nokia, Neil Young, Red Dwarf, The Fast Show, the BBC, Professor Gabriel Robins (for some of the quotes), William Shakespeare, all of the music artwork featured and anything else the overworked editing team has forgotten. All of this material is probably copyrighted and belongs to someone else. Phew, that should be enough protection from any nasty court cases. Nobody wants that.

If you notice something of yours that you want accredited, removed or cut up into microscopic pieces, burnt to a crisp and sent in a rocket to the sun, then feel free to contact me.

You can email me here: smb200@hotmail.com