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You your partly azn if...| 10.16.03 K you know your partly azn if: 1. You can ace a math test with out ever studying. 2. You can do math homework in less time it takes to gel your hair. 3. You get the flu your parents give you tynanol, you get a stomach ache, your parents give you tynanol, you get cancer your parents give you tynanol. 4. You have more than 1 binder and 3 books in your back pack. 5. Your back pack breaks ever semester for over use. 6. YOu can consistantly give help to other people on homework. 7. You can ace most tests 8. You don't need to do homework and still obtain an A 9. You can sleep through science class and the teacher would love you 10. You can do trig in your head 11. You have an awsome computer 12. You can beat people in Warcraft 3 within 30 seconds 13. You naw on your pencils 14. Your fav. basket ball player is Yao Ming. 15. You know some weird math thing like russian peasant mulitplication 16. You know useless facts 17. Your cat can play you in chess 18. You can read your 1000 page histroy book in 3 days 19. You don't study for the PSAT's but get a 1500 20. You e-mail yale and havard on a regular bases 21. You run a web site 22. You know how to do the azn pride sign 23. You use the thing: azn 24. You play the piano or someother classical instrument 25. You believe that life = school. 26. You can prove that 9 divided by 9 is .99999999 repeating 27. You have more than 5 books sitting on your desk 28. Your parents believe that social lives are fairy tales 29. You try to strike a bargain on everything 30. You have more than one chess set 31. You refer to your computer as a personality 32. You can write an essay in 2 min 33. You don't poste your grades on the fridge for fear of getting it crumpled for colledges don't like crumpled paper. 34. You have a resume of more than 20 pages 35. You have an obsession with something 36. You can memorize Poe, the Constitution, and 70 pages of marching band drill 37. You find that A-'s are like F's lol, according to this, i'm only like 80% azn... lol. More to come soon. ~Wei |
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