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| The Public Cervix Brought to you by: Gia & Lina the 'dangeroud' ones |
| 6.1.01 (happy june!) |
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| the gay gene - 2.25.01 sunna suggestions - 3.04.01 trouser snakes - 3.12.01 our porno radio - 3.20.01 wheres the lips (from) - 4.03.01 never mind the vraun - 4.22.01 |
| Orgasm Town - 5.01.01 Fetishists - 5.09.01 Monkey Business - 5.16.01 tom cult - 5.24.01 MC Clit - 5.27.01 |
| Archived Cautions |
| from da girls @ the rockshow... |
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| <== Mark is trying to decide who out of me and Gia he is going to take home. Bearing in mine Gia is carring the "I LOVE ANYONE" sign... |
| Well, this week is pretty much a *worship worship* week. Firstly to Gia for being Wherestheclit.com's own FLASH GURU, and secondly to Blink-182 for being back AGAIN for the summer with their women-worshipping ways :) |
| So, for all you guys (and yes it is ALL you guys) that have no idea how to get a girlfriend, or keep a girlfriend, or meet a girl and try to call her a friend, just keep a close eye on this lot and you will be sure to score! Except you can't call it score, there isn't a goal you know! Whatever, enough of the feminist bullshit - take a look and learn from the wise words of Mark, Tom and Travis (who by the way, are ALL married or engaged.. see, it does work) |
| ~*~ JOSIE ~*~ Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (Yeah, just because) And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me Quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and I know that everything, know that everything, know that everything, Everything's gonna be fine I know that everything, know that everything, know that everything, Everything's gonna be fine Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and I know that everything, know that everything, know that everything, Everything's gonna be fine. |
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| ~*~ AT THE ROCKSHOW ~*~ Hanging out behind the club on the weekend Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends I couldn't wait for the summer at the Warped Tour I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me She's the one, she'll always be there She took my hand and I made it I swear Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, better sneak me through the window Everything's better when she's around I can't wait til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show When we said we were gonna move to Vegas I rememeber the look her mother gave us 17 without a purpose or direction We don't owe anyone a fuckin explanation I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, better sneak me through the window Everything's better when she's around Can't wait til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show Black and white pictures of her on my wall I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance Because she kept me waiting I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, better sneak me through the window Everything's better when she's around Can't wait til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show |
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