The old page got a little... old. So I've made a new one! Hopefully this one will be easier to navigate, but then again, you all know me and how I like to make things hard. Hopefully you won't have *too* many problems. Love y'all!

Surveys
This is a link to that huge survey I had on the old front page. It tells a bit about myself, in case you care
My Blog

Obviously this is a link to my blog. It's at myspace.com by the way

My Photos
A link to all my photos I've taken and bothered to upload. Quite a few of friends and family. Feel free to steal them from me if you want.
Funny Pix
A link to all the funny pictures and photos I've collectred over the years. This page is huge and has lots of images so you might not wanna enter unless you have a fast connection.
Funny Quotes
Funny quotes I've picked up. Lots from The Simpsons and Family guy. Lots of movies too.
Serious Quotes
Quotes I've picked up that aren't so funny. Some inspirational, some are just cool. Lots from movies like Fight Club and that. Quite a few from books too.
Poems
Poems I like. Used to also have lyrics from songs i like but I added a lyrics page so check there if that's what you're after.
Lyrics
Lyrics to songs I like (duh)
Quizzes
The massive quiz page. Contains results to the personality tests I've done and links to all of them so you can take them too. Again, this is a massive page so you better hope you have a fast connection!
Spooky Stuff
I love spooky stories and the like so this is my collection of the freaky. Enjoy. Mwahahaha!
Death Page
Plans for my own funeral, amusing epitaphs and the like, and cool facts about death.
Dickhead Dictionary
The awesome Dictionary of Dickheadisms. Kim and I fuck stuff up a lot so we've chronicled our faves. Not much in it, until we find the pieces of paper the dictionary was on. There's a few entries though.
The Wedding
My wedding plans, so I know where they are, and so you all can laugh at me and my sad attempts to organise the biggest day of my life.
Links
Obviously the page of links to sites I like.
Guestbook
My guestbook. I made it all on my own! *struts proudly*
Aussie Page

The Aussie Page. Also contains links to my Aussie recipe page and Aussie Slang Dictionary

 

Born on: March 25, 2006