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Hello and welcome to our web shite (ha ha) Its more fun than the special olympics an more exiting than bath time at the beever house. This website is dedicated to the exciting and danger filled lifes of Ben, Joey, Alex, George and their assorted associates, tagalongs and wannabes.  We would like to thank various people that contributed to our lives in special ways, making this site possible, as well as God, because if we didnt thank him and we ended up in Hell we'd all have egg on our faces, and joeys alergic to it (egg that is not Hell) at least thats his excuse.

Go to Georges page  Read his interview Here

Go to Bens page Read his interview Here

Go to Alexs Page

Go to Joeys Page

Go to The buggy page

Go to The fantasmagoric picture page

Go to the Crispy, Hot or Sausage page

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The origins of fat old lucy. This has long been a long debated subject in the pubs and clubs of petersfield Fatoldlucy a demented fantasy held by we demented few, or a truth starager than fiction passed down in the form of jive dancing by generations of blind benedictine monks? no, actually, no. Nobody in Narnia liked Fat Old Lucy because she was fat, and old, and called lucy, everyone preffered Sexy SusanTM, she was sexy, and called Susan. Because she felt so unwelcome, Fat Old Lucy dissapeared into her own internet fantasy world, this fantasy world, our fantasy world and your fantasy world, the fantasy world of Fat Old Lucy.

p.s you have to sign the guest book. its in the rules