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| Tuesday June 10, Y2K + 3 |
| PHOTOS PAGE UPDATED! More photos from WARD "C"s March Y2K +3 Lass O'Gowrie Semen-ahhh have been uploaded and are now available to have a good old GAWK at ... ... so go on, you know you want to ... head off to the PHOTOS page NOW !! |
| NEW PHOTOS! |
| Thursday June 12, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R14. Research incomplete. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Saturday June 14, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" SHOW OFF THEIR ARSE! Another night of non-stop research amusement was had by all who attended the latest WARD "C" Auditory Research Semen-ahhh Experience (ARSE) at the STAR CLINIC. It was very pleasing to again see many Semen-ahhh cummers dressed in their medical attire, as endorsed by THE WISE ONES. The night ran well behind schedule and WARD "C" would like to thank all the cummers who waited patiently to see the ARSE on the full moon. Sonic research revealed: Vaseline Dream The Crystal Mat cybersex_69 Her Royale Thighness Bowling Club Sluts No Good For Love Chernobyl Cheryl Mammary Focus This Song Has Only Got One Note If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco The particularly appreciative crowd present demanded more titties, so Mammary Focus was performed as the encore, for the second time in twenty minutes. Other events: A Jason Earth Creature was delivered by MATRON X to The Naughty Chair for appropriate therapy. The Naughty Boy was lavished with DOCTOR APOLLO's particular brand of affection. THE FIREMAN performed WARD "C"s first ever public ADDADICTOMY. WARD "C" would like to thank LUGAR, LOUT, RISING DOUBT and MC SHANE for providing the STAR CLINIC with such excellent music and entertainment in the lead up to the ARSE. |
| Wednesday June 11, Y2K + 3 |
| Streamer The Beagle plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on her 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps". |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that KEVIN BULL from 2CCC FM in Gosford is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: DISCERNING STREETPRESS CONTENT |
| WARD "C" INVITE YOU TO INVESTIGATE THEIR ARSE WARD "C" are excited to announce that an up-cumming Auditory Research Semen-ahhh Experience (ARSE) will be held at the STAR CLINIC, Newcastle on June 14. THE WISE ONES have selected a suitable date for the ARSE which, with a bit of spit & polish, promises to be a real cracker. Supporting WARD "C"s ARSE on this bumper occasion will be the outstanding acts LOUT, LUGAR and RISING DOUBT. MC DJ Shane Kennedy will ensure things run smoothly in the lead up to the ARSE. Because this is such an important ARSE, WARD "C" would be honoured if you scrub up & cum in your best medical outfits or traditional Sanatorian robes. Star Hotel, 410 King St. NEWCASTLE + LOUT + LUGAR + RISING DOUBT + MC DJ Shane Kennedy TIME: support acts commence @ 8:00 pm cost: $5 CONTACT: Star Hotel on (02) 4927 8600 N.B. THOSE BEHIND THE ARSE WILL NOT TOLERATE REAR ENTRY OPPORTUNISTS. |
| SEMEN-AHHH ANNOUNCED |
| Tuesday June 3, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR FM in Gladesville is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE |
| Monday June 2, Y2K + 3 |
| The AMRAP website is examined for the cause of this transmission. Streamer The Beagle of 2RRR FM has mentioned WARD "C" TWICE in entries for other acts she has listed in her 'recommended listening' section for June. |
| Friday June 6, Y2K + 3 |
| Another productive session in the SOUND IDEAS laboratory from WARD "C" completes the sonic experiment which commenced on May 22. MC Hubert strokes a breath-taking solo guitar during the second part of the tune, which is now entitled: Introduction: (a) Fanfare (b) Let's Rock (c) Hubert Visits the City Effects are added to the rhythm guitar and sound effects, inserted in anticipation, complete the piece. Abdominal musculature was again severely compromised during this dangerous research. |
| Wednesday June 4, Y2K + 3 |
| 979FM interview with Sir Lee-Roy Merken III WARD "C" are delighted to announce that a live-to-air phone interview has been arranged for THURSDAY JULY 17 on 979FM (3RIM), sometime after 22:00 EST. |
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| Hubert Visits the City RECORDING |
| UPCOMING 979 FM INTERVIEW JULY 17 |
| Sunday June 15, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" IN THE BRAG ! Kevin Bull describes WARD "C"s upcumming ARSE in detail in his section of The BRAG - issue #8, page 27 - The Lockup Garage (same title as Kevin's 2CCC FM radio show). The ARSE is also mentioned in the gig guide on the same page. CHECK IT OUT !! click here to see (badly scanned) article! |
| Friday June 13, Y2K + 3 |
| As a result of Kevin Bull's 2CCC FM program The Lockup Garage being moved from Monday to Wednesday nights, WARD "C"s forthcumming interview on 2CCC has been rescheduled for Wendesday July 16. |
| UPCOMING 2CCC INTERVIEW JULY 16 |
| THE SUPERINTENDENT ... |
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| Monday June 16, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" TRIPLE PLAY !! Craig Latham commences proceedings on his 2MCE FM program 'Nothing Happening' by playing the entire contents of Fourth Cumming. He starts the show with The Metro Gnome and then broadcasts If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco followed by Date From Uranus. THE WISE ONES believe this to be the first occasion that a radio show has opened with a WARD "C" triple play. 2MCE FM transmits from the university campus at Bathurst. |
| DOCTOR APOLLO IMPERSONATED !! In a most bizarre incident, an unknown entity penetrates Streamer the Beagle's diary and posts a message from DOCTOR APOLLO in her guestbook. The posting, whilst spurious and incorrect, is harmless and without malice or profanity - indeed the unknown entity elects to cut and paste DOCTOR APOLLO's previous message. For a change, The Sluts are not suspects. |
| The BRAG |
| Wednesday June 18, Y2K + 3 |
| THE WISE ONES finally transfer the long awaited Fourth Cumming EP media release to the Asylum Databank. Previous attempts to send the document were wantonly saboutaged by The Sluts who had wind that they were, unsurprisingly, omitted from this literature. On this occasion they were distracted by the discovery of a new electrical device - discarded by an exhausted and vertebrally challenged MATRON X in the Asylum Core earlier - that they were gleefully attempting to master when the transmission slipped through. Remember, all you need to do to obtain a copy of Fourth Cumming (or any other WARD "C" EP) is to contact WARD "C" @ ward_c_@hotmail.com and SATISFACTION is assured ... |
| Friday June 20, Y2K + 3 |
| UP-CUMMING WARD "C" SEMEN-AHH !! TBC WARD "C" are excited to announce that an up-cumming Research Semen-ahhh has been pencilled in for Saturday July 26, to again be held at the STAR CLINIC, Newcastle. THE WISE ONES have elected to refrain from announcing support acts until closer to the DATE. WARD "C" are always honoured when you scrub up & cum in your best medical outfits or traditional Sanatorian robes. Star Hotel, 410 King St. NEWCASTLE CONTACT: Star Hotel on (02) 4927 8600 MORE INFORMATION WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE AS IT CUMS TO HAND CLOSER TO THE DATE. |
| SEMEN-AHHH ANNOUNCED |
| Thursday June 19, Y2K + 3 |
| Dr. Grouse plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on his 3CR AM program "At The Mouse With Dr. Grouse" which transmits from Collingwood at 01:00 hrs. Dr. Grouse declares in a databank transmission: "If I had a sackful of radio stations they'd all play your songs" |
| Sunday June 22, Y2K + 3 |
| DOCTOR APOLLO and MATRON X are excited when they are joined online by Streamer the Beagle, WARD "C" s favourite Space Beagle and presenter of 2RRR's 'Streamer Never Sleeps'. Streamer chats for some time and dispatches this picture to the databank, much to the delight of the Sanatorians. |
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| THE WISE ONES have indicated that WARD "C"s 1233 ABC Newcastle Music Awards entries are now online and can be accessed by clicking the logo to the right -->. |
| Thursday June 26, Y2K + 3 |
| Our research results can be monitored in the DANCE (Date From Uranus), POP (The Metro Gnome) and OTHER (If I Had A Sackful Of Cats I'd See You In San Francisco) sections. The streaming quality from the ABC site is excellent and you will also discover some newly released, previously TOP SECRET information on each entry. |
| N.B. The condition of the Fourth Cumming Media Release was considered unacceptable to THE WISE ONES and they have authorised its removal from the public domain until quality can be improved. |
| Monday June 30, Y2K + 3 |
| A selection from unsubtle innuendo is played on the 2NUR FM program "Sound Source". |
