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| wardc.live.com.au |
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| Feeling a little bit ... NAUGHTY ?? (nudge nudge) ... then |
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| Thursday May 9, Y2K + 2 AD |
| WARD "C" are delighted to present some research findings from Experiment omega-5. Researched specially for Planet Earth auditory processing, the following results are exhibited for your enjoyment: Chernobyl Cheryl Her Royale Thighness No Good For Love Just click on the appropriate links in our songs data bank !! |
| PRELIMINARY RESEARCH FINDINGS RELEASED |
| Thursday May 2, Y2K + 2 AD |
| WARD "C" APOLOGISE FOR THE RECENT ABSOLUTE MEDIA BLACKOUT. JUST WHEN RESEARCH REACHED A CRITICAL THRESHOLD OUR DATA BANK WAS SABOUTAGED, WITH ALL INFORMATION DELETED. WARD "C" are currently valiantly (some might say embarking on a fruitless quest of frustration) attempting to restore lost data. Please bear with us. |
| Sunday May 5, Y2K + 2 AD |
| THIS IS GUNNA MAKE YOU ALL MOIST >>> WARD "C" have finally restored sound to their site !!! Expect some mp3 uploads soon !!! |
| Bowling Club Sluts RECORDING |
| Friday May 10, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Recording of Bowling Club Sluts continues. Bass and drum tracks are laid down and an appropriately whacky keyboard part is devised by the producer. |
| Tuesday May 14, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Research enters an exciting new phase at SOUND IDEAS with the addition of numerous samples to Bowling Club Sluts. The violin makes an auspicious WARD "C" debut . It is the duty of WARD "C" to report that this stage of research on Experiment omega-5 damaged Sanatorian abdominal musculature. |
| Thursday May 23, Y2K + 2 AD |
| In a brief session, Bowling Club Sluts is completed with the inclusion of further samples, backing vocals and hand claps. There is further damage to healing Sanatorian abdominal musculature. |
| Tuesday May 28, Y2K + 2 AD |
| The Crystal Mat, This Song Has Only Got One Note and Bowling Club Sluts are mastered at SOUND IDEAS. |
| Thursday May 16, Y2K + 2 AD |
| More research results become available to the natives of Planet Earth. Two further WARD "C" tracks are uploaded: Vaseline Dream cybersex_69 To listen, head for our 'songs' page and click on the vitaminic logo to the right of the title. Click on the actual title for the lyric. |
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