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| Feeling a little bit ... NAUGHTY ?? (nudge nudge) ... then |
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| Wednesday January 1, Y2K + 3 |
| Streamer The Beagle, favourite Space Hound of WARD "C", yet again honours the Sanatorians by including them in her very first "Streamer Never Sleeps" of the year, airing @ 01:00 on 2RRR. WARD "C" are further dignified by what is a double play - The Crystal Mat followed by Bowling Club Sluts. So, before 90 minutes of the New Earth Year has elapsed, two WARD "C" songs have hit the Sydney airwaves, including an unexpected splurge for the cavorting Sluts. Streamer's dissemination of The Sluts is most fortuitous from an Asylum point of view. They had been particularly cagey by all the attention centred around Uranus and were thirsty with need for the action to focus back on their watering hole ... |
| Happy New Earth Year! |
| Thursday January 2, Y2K + 3 |
| THE RETURN OF THE FIREMAN !! DR. APOLLO receives a communication from THE WISE ONES that THE FIREMAN has recently returned safely to Planet Earth after months of remoteness in a distant dimension. Disbelieving at first, DR. APOLLO meets and welcomes the itinerant Sanatorian and the two happily engage in sonic satisfaction and begin formulating a new WARD "C" campaign. |
| Sunday January 5, Y2K + 3 |
| THE FOURTH SANATORIAN ... Another Sanatorian arrives safely on Planet Earth. Little is known of this research Superstar but THE WISE ONES indicate that a week is required for addimensionalisation before direct contact can be persued. |
| Tuesday January 7, Y2K + 3 |
| DR. APOLLO catches The Sluts with his TONE ORANGE sticker, scored at their SJs gig back in November. Apparently the ladies stole it some time ago and have been using it to 'wax' their gusset line. Unfortunately the adhesive surface is now failing to fulfil its prior potential and The Sluts are greedily coveting more of the boys' merchandise ... |
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| Saturday January 11, Y2K + 3 |
| NURSE NASTY'S BACK IN THE HOUSE !! Yes, it's time to lock up your undies ... SHE'S BACK !! NURSE NASTY is spotted by DOCTOR APOLLO performing along a well-known entertainment strip. Safely on Planet Earth, THE WISE ONES arrange their destined encounter in time for the all-important Asylum Gathering I for Y2K + 3. |
| Sunday January 12, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment Omega-5 Meeting #1 Y2K + 3. Classified information. |
| GIG ANNOUNCED !! |
| AUTUMN GIG BOOKED !! WARD "C" are delighted to announce the first gig in their Autumn campaign. Sonic research results are finally to be unveiled at: The LASS O'GOWRIE Hotel in Wickham SATURDAY MARCH 1, Y2K + 3. More details will be made available as they cum to hand. |
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| Saturday January 18, Y2K + 3 |
| Sunday January 19, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R1. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Thursday January 16, Y2K + 3 |
| AUTUMN GIG #2 !! WARD "C" are delighted to announce the second gig in their Autumn campaign. For the second time in a week, Sanatorian sonics are to be unleashed, this time at: The LUCKY COUNTRY Hotel in Newcastle FRIDAY MARCH 7, Y2K + 3. More details of times and supports will be made available as they become known. |
| Ali Jeffery, DJ at 2NCR FM which transmits from Southern Cross University in Lismore, plays a selection from unsubtle innuendo on her program "Home Grown", which goes to air from 6:00 - 8:00 pm. |
| Monday January 20, Y2K + 3 |
| Tuesday January 21, Y2K + 3 |
| Wednesday January 22, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R2. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Cathie, co-host of "Boulevard" which airs on Geelong's PULSE FM at 12:00 am Saturday (yeah, that's midnight Friday night), suggests a forthcoming radio interview in an email to WARD "C". DOCTOR APOLLO arranges to contact the radio station before 12:30 am on Saturday FEB 1. If you're in Melbourne on February 1 and awake and near a radio around 12:30 am, tune into PULSE FM 94.7 and catch the Sanatorians live-to-air! |
| THIRD PERFORMANCE CONFIRMED ... WARD "C" are delighted to announce their third Autumn campaign gig. We recommend this gig to our more discerning fans - those who favour a more refined performance space over noisy, crowded smoke-filled bars. You can be a part of the WARD "C" experience by coming to: THE KABARET @ The Royale Exchange in Newcastle FRIDAY MARCH 14, Y2K + 3. More details of other performers on the night will be made available as they become known. |
| Kieran Wicks plays Date From Uranus on his 2NUR FM program "Wet Cement". He informs his listeners that he is anticipating the arranged WARD "C" visit to the 2NUR studio on FEB 3 with some anxiety ... |
| GIG ANNOUNCED !! |
| GIG ANNOUNCED !! |
| Forthcumming: IN THE 2NUR STUDIO with KIERAN WICKS Feb 3 @ 10:15 hrs |
| Forthcumming: LIVE-TO-AIR PULSE FM INTERVIEW with CATHIE & BELLA Feb 1 @ 00:30 hrs |
| Darryl Fellows plays tracks from unsubtle innuendo on his 2VTR FM Hawkesbury Radio program "No Label". |
| Sunday January 26, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R3. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Monday January 27, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R4. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Kieran Wicks plays Date From Uranus on his 2NUR FM program "Wet Cement". Again he alerts listeners that WARD "C" are visiting the 2NUR studio next week. He later receives a request for some more WARD "C" and responds by playing Bowling Club Sluts. Unfortunately for Kieran the released Sluts have a little turn and decide to JUMP on him ... |
| Darryl Fellows plays tracks from unsubtle innuendo on his 2VTR FM Hawkesbury Radio program "No Label". |
| Thursday January 30, Y2K + 3 |
| Final recording session for The Metro Gnome. Synths are added, as are what are fast becoming trade mark samples. A second vocal line enhances the mix. Abdominal musculature is again threatened. |
| Jenny Milich plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on her weekly 2REM FM program "Oz Box" which transmits from Albury-Wodonga on the NSW - Victorian border from 8:00 - 10:00 pm. |
