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| Monday September 2, Y2K + 2 AD |
| BREAKING NEWS: SLUT SPREE IN SYDNEY SUBURBIA John Robb & Chris Duckworth play Bowling Club Sluts on their Monday night radio program "Rock 'n' Roll Smorgasbord", leaving Sydney's Hills District to the mercy of the ladies. The Sluts relish their unexpected liberation directly after a community announcement for Belfield Bowlo. According to Chris the ladies found safety in numbers with the "Table |
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| Tennis Tarts and Badminton Bitches" and were able to navigate the dangerous dark and narrow Sydney lanes with confidence. As always, The Sluts' escapade was brief and they were soon spun around and put back where they came from. |
| Friday September 6, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Melbourne DJ BJ plays The Crystal Mat on her 3SER FM radio show 'BJ UNLEASHED' which airs from 3:00 - 5:00 pm Friday afternoons. |
| Wednesday September 4, Y2K + 2 AD |
| DJ3 plays unsubtle innuendo on her 3PBS FM radio show which airs from 11:00 am - 1:00 pm every second Wednesday. |
| Monday September 16, Y2K + 2 |
| Kieran Wicks plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on his 2NUR FM radio show "Wet Cement". He covey's WARD "C"s apologies for their musical absence from the forthcoming Cambridge Hotel mousemoon CIRCUS - due to members being stuck in Deep Throat Space - but that DOCTOR APOLLO and MATRON X are going to attampt a daring unauthorised absence from the Asylum confines on Saturday afternoon ... |
| Wednesday September 18, Y2K + 2 |
| DJ3 plays a selection from 'unsubtle innuendo' on her 3PBS FM radio show which airs for two hours from 11:00 am. This show is transmitted live over the internet, but unexpected electromagnetic congestion in the databank forced WARD "C" to abandon attempts to tune in prior to achieving contact. DJ3's next show is scheduled for Wednesday October 2. Visit http://www.pbsfm.org.au and request WARD "C"! |
| Saturday September 14, Y2K + 2 |
| Brommers plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on his 2HHH FM radio show "Dogs Breakfast". |
| Monday September 9, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Kieran Wicks plays Bowling Club Sluts on his 2NUR FM radio show "Wet Cement". Although warning WARD "C" of his intention, The Sluts skilfully eluded restraint attempts for over four minutes until finally brought under control with HAIR SPRAY. They were abnormally compliant in their capture, undoubtedly due to Kieran's announcement of receiving his HIGH DICSTINCTION from THE WISE ONES for "Slut Transmission & Enunciation" prior to their release. |
| MATRON X dispatches NEWSLETTER #2 to the fortunate indiviuals who signed up to her mailing list. If you missed out on this action-packed feature, subscribe to our mailing list NOW to avoid certain future disappointment ... head to the FOYER and subscribe NOW ! Then it's straight off to the Naughty Chair ... In this month's issue: Airplay Interviews Matron's Medicals What's In Store? |
| Lee-Roy from 979 FM in Melton contacts MATRON X regarding airplay for 'unsubtle innuendo' . WARD "C" may be heard on either "Show Us Your Indies" hosted by Steve Legg on Tuesday Nights from 10:00 pm - 12:00 am or "Local Rock Gods" hosted by Lee-Roy on Thursday Nights from 10:00 pm - 12:00 am. If you're in the western suburbs of Melbourne, tune into 97.9 MHz! |
| John Robinson from BEAU FM lists This Song Has Only Got One Note at number five in the "Llama Rama Radio" 'recommended listening' selection on his AMRAP webpage. |
| Visit John's AMRAP WEBPAGE for a squiz ... |
| Saturday September 21, Y2K + 2 |
| DOCTOR APOLLO and MATRON X participate in Unauthorised Exo-asylum Research Experiment III and make an appearance at the Cambridge Hotel for a period during the afternoon. Locally produced sonics are investigated and enjoyed by the Sanatorians while being photographed and interviewed by curious Earth Natives. A new Naughty Chair activity is reported to THE WISE ONES, soothing their displeasure at discovering the absence of the publicity-seeking Sanatorians. This activity involves a gas mask, metallic objects and genitalia and is presumably the result of long periods spent on the Naughty Chair while locked in the TOOL shed for carpentry aberrations. |
| Monday September 23, Y2K + 2 |
| BREAKING NEWS ... John Robinson from BEAU FM lists This Song Has Only Got One Note at number four in the "Llama Rama Radio" 'recommended listening' selection on his AMRAP webpage, up one position from last week. |
| Visit John's AMRAP WEBPAGE for a squiz ... |
| Kieran Wicks plays The Crystal Mat on his 2NUR FM radio show "Wet Cement" following requests by Sophie and David who apparently bumped into DOCTOR APOLLO and MATRON X during their afternoon at the Cambridge ... WARD "C" are mentioned by the Wet Cement crew many times in fact, much to the approval of THE WISE ONES. |
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