Overnight Pacific
a novel I wrote in high school. Literally. I would jot this down instead of taking notes, luckily I graduated.
The Wholly Boble
a sophomoric satire of the Bible (also written as a teenager)
Desperate Yet Pathetic
my one-man (or woman) play
for faux-OLGA style tabs of some of my songs click here.
SCREENPLAYS:
The Death Of Eugene Simon
I wrote this after seeing one too many Woody Allen movies in a row
The Modern Prometheus
An adaptation of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (who knew they already turned this into a movie)
EAR CANDY
a on-line (and seldom read) 'zine about music for which I contributed a couple of articles
Columnated Ruins Stand Firm And Tall
My personal look at the Beach Boys unfinished masterpiece, SMiLE
A Contrarian's View Of Dylan's Discography
my own personal take on the collected works of Bob Dylan
The Mynah Birds
for fans of Neil Young and Rick James
Celibacy, Sobriety, & Rock'n'Roll
the history of my first band, The Phlegmtones
FILM FATALES
I was the token male for the feminist look at cinema. The site folded a while ago (as you can tell from how dated some of these pieces are) so I've collected them all here
8 Documentaries That Prove The Oscars Are A Joke
written before Michael Moore won for "Bowling For Columbine"
My 5 Favorite Forgotten Films
6 Uncomfortable and Terrific Movies
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - a review
Threesome vs. Three Of Hearts
Movie Musicals Will Not R.I.P.
written before Chicago came out and proved my point again
My Adventures in Hollywood Player Fantasy Camp
written about the FIRST Project Greenlight
The Mystery Of Keanu Reeves
The Fairy Tale Of Woody Allen
written before "Hollywood Ending" or anything else...
5 Films I Didn't Understand (But Still Enjoyed)
A Straight Guys Look At Sapphic Cinema
written before Kissing Jessica Stein (or Gigli) came out
TV Shows That Lasted Less Time Than "Herman's Head" (And Still Got Their Own Movie)
Also A piece I wrote about The Simpsons.
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