Pseudo Akaash
love sex.. no sleep.. go bonkers..no pills..

THE GREEN MONSTER Part Deux
Wed, Nov26th'01, 23:16:27

"Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay all your love on me
Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay all your love on me"

ABBA

The HulkThe "House-bound", The Missus and her The-rapist.
                                                             The question of Jealousy versus Adultery and Pride.
                          UNDER CONSTRUCTION - DO NOT READ!
MEGA-B-O-R-I-N-G -- RUBBISH -- NOT A GRAIN OF TRUTH -- so don't get excited..



..currently in her view as she's taking a water break.
The Local Georgeous is silently gliding just above the fast moving belt, his feet hardly touching the surface.
A Rampant Puma!
The relaxed expression on his face doesn't show any effort at all.
'Wonder what would my bush look like on top of it...?', you go, girl, Fanny's already forgotten about the earlier episode.
The Living Sculpture is lightning fast on a steep incline, an occasional droplet of sweat sparkles in the sharp neon light, then glides down his forehead and..
Eye contact. Don't smile. Run.
"Leaves fall off trees in November.." or is it..
"There's plenty more fish in the sea..."
Fanny gets her phone out of the locker.
'Can I borrow your Android to stand in for Garfield this week-end?'
'That's ok, I'm with Ahmed this week.', Mona seems quite generous tonight.
'Are you free this Saturday?', the AB28 sounds pleasantly surprised to hear from Mona.
'Yep', Fanny too loves the sound of a "Yes-man".

Thank you for making Fanny Adams jealous. (****)
The experience was priceless.
Mona Shy will certainly benefit from the Fanny Adams Sister-Shape-Shifter act.

This Android *is* free on Saturday.
'Keep it this way. Do you like surprises?'
'S'pose so.. What is it?'
'Wouldn't be a surprise then, now would it?', something's telling us that the Androids of the North like surprises, unpredictably so.
The B-Android is laughing for an alltogether different reason some other guy was laughing earlier on. The attraction is self-explanatory really --
this one is gentle-mannered and well pre-programmed.
He is also a good kisser.
It's good to hear him laugh.
'Depthfield Bridge, 20:00. No trainers.'
'Yes M'am.'
'And one more thing, soldier..'
'?'
'Make sure you get plenty of sleep.'

Then Ring-a-mate talk-talk -- time for some Freudian therapy.
Chatter. Chatter. Chatter-box.
'Yaddy yaddy re re re blah bollox...'
Suddenly Alexander the Great(est) -- forgot, he was still there -- lightly takes off from his treadmill, a frown in the direction of all the talk-talk rattle and off he moves 3 spaces away, clearly irritated with the 1,000 words per second verbal overspill.
Can't focus on the work-out, poor thing, too close for comfort, ah well.
The Incredible Talking Fanny Show is not to his taste.
'Bye, baby! Enjoyed your fish'n'chips at the Sirin?'
'How would you know that?', he's smiling now, what a lovely set of teeth!
':)'
Fanny Adams is still mentally South but the rupture is going to happen pretty soon.
One goofy smile comin'up!

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When Fanny arrives on the South side of the Bipolar I usually take her down South for therapy.
This time we'll go to the Seaside.
From there it is much easier to climb back up North.
Good Night now.
'Can't wait to kiss an Android on a Saturday night.',Fanny's curiosity is reaching its peak.
The AB28 - 'This way!'
All others - 'Fuck off!'

* one loses 150 cal hitting one's head against the wall, a scientifically proven fact
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** emergency line for lips, L'Oreal, Paris :)
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*** of course then in the end comes The Regret Stage, 'Shoudn't have fucked him in first place.' and the Clam-Up Stage, 'My precious lil'pussy.. -- "If I can't have you I don't want nobody, babe..."'
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**** also thanks to Clannad for the "I will end you" (Theme from 'The Last of the Mohicans') which has helped Fanny regain her "cool" and God bless John Lennon for "I'm just a jealous guy"..
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egg fried rice to your bollox, bastard!!!
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how the trouble started - FunnyWorks

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GARFIELD'S LOVERS
AIDA,75,OPERA SINGER
Sat, Nov 27th'04, 17:06, 177 Bus Stop, Deptford Hight St.

" Age is mind over matter - if you don't mind it don't matter.."

The after school clubs have just shut for the day and the kids have spilled out on the street looking for trouble.
Aida is waiting for a 177 to Peckham, looking very extravagant, she's got 3 full blue carrier bags hanging of her arms asymetrically.
The children are staring, laughing and throwing things (broken pens, rubbish off the street) at the Old Dear.
She's wearing a pair of golden Indian snake anklets to scare the little bastards off if they come too close for comfort.
'Gotta stick up for her.. - AIDA

 

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