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Dateline: October 8, 2000
EVEN BUSH KNOWS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO VOTE FOR BUSH

From The New York Times, October 6, 2000:
"Mr. Bush was asked by a woman what she could tell a Democratic friend who did not like Vice President Al Gore but feared upsetting the economy through a change in administrations.

The governor tried several times for an answer.

"Tell her to keep an open mind," he said first.

"No. Tell her governments don't create wealth," he said to some applause from an audience at the McKinley Elementary School here. "You know, as I said, the economy's done more for this administration than the administration's done for the economy. I really believe that."

He took another tack, saying, "Here's what I'd tell her — fellow's got a pretty good record and he's done in office what he said he would." He started to argue that the administration must be changed in order to bail out Social Security and Medicare, then said, "I'm groping for the right answer, you can tell."

Finally he began a story of how he had built a working relationship and friendship with his first lieutenant governor, Bob Bullock, a Democrat. "You tell your friend that I think I have the capacity to reach across the partisan line," Mr. Bush said, "to elevate the spirit of America, to call upon the best of this nation, not to play partisan politics with every issue, but to focus on what's good for our citizens. Just tell her that and see if that doesn't work."

From Ron Fournier, AP Political Writer, October 7, 2000:
"In this growing economy, there is no defining issue other than Al Gore's inability to tell the truth. Ultimately, that's what this election is about and that's the direction the Bush camp is going to have to take," said GOP consultant Scott Reed, who ran Bob Dole's failed 1996 campaign.

Yes, it’s a given that the only thing keeping "Vice" President "Al" Gore (D-Summa Cum Laude) from burying Texas Governor George W. Bush (R-The Dog Ate My Homework) is the fact that Gore can’t tell the truth to save his miserable life. What a pity that that the major parties left us to choose between a man of competence but no character and an a man of character but no competence.

But… is that really the case?

YOU GUESSED IT -- IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE DAILY FLAPDOODLE’S NEW AND IMPROVED --
"BUT I THOUGHT AL GORE WAS A BIG, FAT LIAR" GAME!!


Just click on the correct answer! Test your knowledge of not so current events!


THE NEW POST-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #1 QUESTIONS!!
1. True or false: Al Gore is a slick liberal activist who used phony numbers to scare voters into thinking Bush’s budget plan would harm Social Security.
2. True or false: Al Gore is a total jerk who lied when he said the Clinton Administration didn’t want the Russians involved in Serbia.
3. True or false: Al Gore is a low snake who makes up stories about some poor kid in Sarasota Florida not having a desk in school.
4. True or false: Al Gore is a back-stabber who distorted Bill Bradley’s voting record and positions in past debates.
5. True or false: Al Gore is a barracuda who sabotaged Dukakis by introducing Willie Horton into the 1988 Presidential campaign.
6. True or false: Al Gore is a worm who even lied about his mother-in-law and his dog in order to sell his Medicare prescription plan.
7. True or false: Al Gore is a class warfare activist who uses fuzzy math to imply the Bush budget plan will only help the extremely wealthy.
8. True or false: Al Gore is a headline grabbing pig who lied about visiting the Texas Wildfires in 1998 with FEMA director James Witt.
9. True or false: Al Gore is a partisan jerk who has accomplished nothing in his entire political career except sniping at Republicans.


THE OLD PRE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #1 QUESTIONS!!
Now with NEW AND IMPROVED answers!!
1. True or false: Al Gore is so delusional he thinks he discovered Love Canal.
2. True or false: Al Gore was a spoiled rich brat who has never had to work a day in his life.
3. True or false: Al Gore is a weasel who illegally raised campaign funds from a White House telephone.
4. True or false: Al Gore is so totally stuck on himself that he actually thinks he and his wife Tipper inspired Eric Segal to write "Love Story".
5. True or false: Al Gore is megalomaniac who thinks he invented the Internet.
6. True or false: Al Gore is a slime bag who illegally raised campaign funds at a Buddhist Temple in California.




The Fine Folks At Fox and Halliburton Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guy.
Or Else.


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