If
you drive with un-opened AOL diskettes in the back of
your truck...........Technology
for Rednecks...........
LOG ON: Makin a
wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood
stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the
truk.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin
the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to
carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the
farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter
time.
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the
winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold
outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly
season.
BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the
munchie bag.
MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and
knifs.
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon
in y'all".
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't
'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat
hole.
Updated 01/31/05