Redneck Jokes#5 
Your wife might be a redneck if....
- She
has a thicker mustache than you do.
- She
has breasts that flop over her shoulders.
- She
has a three o'clock shadow before you do.
- She
has a two year old with more teeth than she has.
- She
paints the house in John Deere green.
- She
serves spinach for dinner after mowing the lawn.
- She
grocery shops at a place called "Road Kill
Surprise".
- Her
secret ingredient to goulash comes from your spittoon.
- She
has never lived in a house or apartment.
- She
chews more copenhagen than you do.
- She
has spent more time in jail than you have.
- She
fixes the best fried squirrel dinner you ever ate.
- She
owns more guns than you do.
- Her
best friends are all in prison
Last updated11/06/99