Here you'll find a news archive of past Order of Poop events. Dive in!

Saturday, October 24th

OoP Wins The Round! Yup, you heard it right, we won 3 games out of 4 against LoD this evening. In attendance on our side were Capt.Poop, GoAtPooP, LifeIsPoop, Dr.PooP, BiG_TeRd, Poopeus, and myself. We took two of their territories, but lost one of ours. That's alright, but it gives LoD a territory near our homeworld, which is worth a lotta points. We'll make up fer it! For more detailed info on the games, go to the Tourneys section.

Friday, October 23rd

It's Gonna Be a Big Showdown This Weekend... We're set to play the Legions of Darkness in a 1v1 game, a 3v3, and 2 2v2's, all in one night! This one round could decide who wins the entire game, so we'll have to try our best. I've asked both the Craptacular Poopies and the Toilet Bowlers to be present tomorrow, the 24th, at 11pm eastern in channel "LoD hq"...if LoD guys aren't there, you can go to "starcraft broodwar". Let's hope fer da best! Mr.Poopy Takes Some Time Off! Well, not really, but due to problems with his computer, Mr.Poopy will not be able to play for who knows how long. Hopefully, he will have it fixed as soon as possible so he can start up his own durn squad and open a can of whoop-arse on everyone! Welcome Some New Guys Yesterday, rasclin, having attempted to join OoP for a week, finally got the OK and changed his name to "ShamPoO"! Seems to be a nice guy. Also, today, Hash_Brick played a nice ffa with BiG_TeRd and myself. He's a darn good player, so he's a nice addition to the group. That's all fer now, I'm out.

Monday, October 19th

Broodwar.org Tourney, Round 1 Successful Whelp, we had our greatest attendance ever in the starcraft broodwar channel, but it was for naught. No opposing clans showed, so we won the territories we attacked in last week's round, and we kept our initial territories. Bleh! By tomorrow, the Tourneys page will show the results of this game and others that we will join. A Great Alliance? I think we may be getting into a lovely 4-way alliance with the Dudes of Hell, ForsakeN, and Spectors Alliance. I think it'll be great, as we'll kick arse together if and when we all join Rheem Octuris's One Must Fall Tournament (which you can check out at dis place). Let's go for it, Poopies!

Saturday, October 17th

OoP Squads! Yo Mama Loves 'Em! Well, this new system took effect on Thursday, but I haven't had the chance to update the page until now. After a little dispute over details, OoP has formed two squads as of now for the purpose of better organization and readiness to play. The squads, as of now, are the Craptacular Poopies, led by BiG_TeRd, and Toilet Bowlers (name not yet confirmed), led by Dr.PooP! Squad leaders are told of game dates and times and are then expected to gather players for the event. They must also give me a report at the end of each month on each fargin' member of da squads, i.e. level of activity, accomplishments, special stuff achieved, or if they should be booted from the clan. Squad leaders form the basis of the Poopies of the Round Table, which is now the decision-making body of OoP. A simple majority vote determines the results. Being that there are only two squad leaders, the PORT consists of only two Poopies, so both Dr.PooP and BiG_TeRd have to agree on something for it to pass. If they wish, they may allow more members to join the PORT or permit a Poopie to form his own squad, thus becoming a member of the PORT. Well, that's about it...Now I've gotta change the website around a bit...

Friday, September 11th

Capt.Poop's the Newest Fargin' Poopie After a few tests with Poopeus, Stanky, and Postal, it seems a former member of the Butt Clan, (butt)smack, (don't mean to be stealing guys...) is quite worthy of bein' a Poopie. I dunno, it seems like Butt is falling apart, and several buttsmen have asked to join...the Cap'n was the first to be tested. More are welcome! Oh yeah, Capt.Poop says he's proud to carry the great Poopie torch! Cutting It Close With Broodwar... I haven't heard from AD/DC, whom we attacked in the broodwar. I suggested a game tomorrow, saturday, at 7pm eastern time in channel OoP. Hopefully they'll reply or show up...I finally got in touch with EoW (end of the world), who attacked us, and one of their guys is gonna try to get them together for games at 9pm eastern, channel broodwar (i know, different channels there...). We gotta get these games done by tomorrow, or we'll be in trouble with broodwar.org. Well, we're certainly trying! If this broodwar tourney doesn't go over well...I'm thinking we should stop worrying about all this tournament stuff and just get games going whenever we feel like it, when a few of us are gathered together...a casual sort of thing. That's always more fun than these crazy and vain attempts to get games scheduled through email and all that.

Wednesday, September 9th

The Friggin' Broodwar Clan Wars pretty much stinks, so we're trying the Broodwar.org Tournament. We're attacking someone, I dunno who because the clan colors aren't clear the page...We're in the Alpha division. That's it, busta.

Thursday, September 3rd

Whooo, Long Time Since an Update! Oh yeah, New Member! My RAM died on me...Yes, it died, that speaks for itself. Therefore, I wasn't online much, and with school starting and getting my learner's permit, I haven't had much time to do this stuff. However, we are now posted on the clans list at Broodwar.org and will, hopefully, get into that tourney and quit that lame Clan Wars stuff. In other cheesy news, Mr.Poopy's working on developing some clan ranking structure that I'll have to approve first...I'll, as always, make that decision based mainly on Poopies' advice. Oh, and yowzah, yowzah, yowzah! A new member joined quite awhile ago but it wasn't posted on this page...PoopPeon is our new Poopie in Training, a fine fella indeed. Um, that's all for now, beetch.

Thursday, August 20th

At Last, KoD Game Time Decided... The time is set for 3pm eastern time, 12 pacific on Saturday, the 22nd! Mr.Poopy and PoSTaLPooP are handlin' this one...Remember, if we win, we get a planet of theirs, if we lose, they get one of ours! Echo Squadron is a Ghost Clan, I'm Thinkin. Not one ES guy showed up for that scheduled game on Wednesday...2-PLY found some ES people, but they were like Eternal Soldiers or somethin' =) I checked out the page that is linked to from the Clan Wars page as being theirs. It sure ain't a page for a clan called "Echo Squadron", but rather the "SC Playaz Club". Methinks these ES guys are fakes. Big-Arse Godzilla Game! A bunch of us played a cool game of Godzilla yesterday, including myself, Mr.Poopy (Poocifer), PoSTaLPooP, 2-PLY, Hunter(KoC), Dr.PooP (as Mothra), and BiG_TeRd (as Godzilla). I must say, it was incredible in the end as all of us terran guys had about 100 wraiths each killing mothra and its offspring! I dunno who it was, but someone nuked the remaining mothra baby near the end, along with nearly all of our wraiths, making for some nice screenshots! I think we're gonna make an animation of it sometime soon, so look out fer dat.

Tuesday, August 18th

KoD Game Delayed... Well, being that KoD's in Norway, and most of us are on the eastern coast of the USA, we couldn't get the time difference straight. Well, I think we figured out that we're 6 hours behind them (us eastern coasters, at least), so we were unable to play that game on Saturday. We're leaving it to them to reschedule... We's Gonna Play ES... Game, Wednesday, the 19th, 7pm eastern time, Echo Squadron, for the planet Codeen... Squads Within OoP Formed for Clan Wars In order to win an optimal number of games, I've put together some squads for 2v2 games, under Mr.Poopy's advice. We put people with who they seem to play with the best, so here they are for now: Mr.Poopy and PoSTaLPooP, LifeIsPoop and Brak, Dr.PooP and BiG_TeRd, 2-PLY and PoopyPants, and ShadowPoop and me. These are just the currently active members, and all that will change when PooStain and Stanky get back, as well as PooP and Poopman.

Friday, August 14th

The Poopies to Play KoD! That's right, we're gonna play the Knights of Death on Saturday, the 15th, at 4pm eastern time. If we win, we get one of their stars, we lose, they get one o' ours...so we gotta try our best. Those of us who can play so far are Brak, Big_Terd, and PoopyPants. If you can, go, in case we need a backup. I'm goin'. For security reasons, I ain't telling the channel name here, check yer mail.

Wednesday, August 12th

PooStain Takes a Sabbatical (...Sorta)! Our dear friend, PooStain, won't be with us for the next month due to a wee problem with his parental units. He'll back within a month, so 'till then, we'll take over other clans in the Clan Wars in yer name, buddy! Speaking of which, Xanatos over at Clan Wars is really slow at updating stuff, so we're still listed as "inactive", although we defeated EH and they submitted the loss. Also, I sent another reminder to KoD's leader, Blackie, that we've gotta play a game soon...Waiting for the fella's response...

Sunday, August 9th

Political Intrigue in the Clan Wars! Since we've joined the Clan Wars, Clan EH, the Exiles of the Horizon, have challenged us for our star Sizzlin' Buns and we've challenged KoD, the Knights of Death. After a little confusion, we gladly accepted EH's challenge and had it set for Monday, the 10th, at 5pm est. However, EH's Clan Wars boys played and lost a game to our own PoSTaLPooP and Mr.Poopy, thus leading to their forfeiting the challenge. Kainoss of EH now suggests an alliance between our two clans in the Clan Wars, and I'm waiting upon the thoughts of Poopies on this subject before we jump into it. The time and date of the battle with KoD has yet to be confirmed, but they did reply to us and accept the challenge, nevertheless. Up Yours, RM! It seems those Mercy-Ragin' losers are dedicated to having at least one of their guys or bots in channel poop constantly (although a server split tonight allowed Mr.Poopy's bot to become the moderator temporarily...). So, if it's impossible to meet in "poop", just go to "OoP" and ignore 'em. If we go there and whine about losing our channel without having the gavel, they'll feel satisfied in completing their mission to annoy the heck out of us. So, just let them stay there and act like foo's until they get bored of it, I say.

Thursday, August 6th

Enemies Made, PoopHead Goes Within Their Ranks In Disguise! Well, some losers invaded our channel yesterday and started badmouthing us for no more specific reason than the fact that our name contains poop. Their names contain the tag {RM} for...get this: "Raging Mercy"...Now, I don't care what you think, but that name makes absolutely no sense. It's an oxymoron, the words "raging" and "mercy" contradict each other. Well they were cussing and stuff, so we challenged them to a game, and have done so several times already, but they never accepted. They did say they would get all 300 members of their clan "on us". We heard from other people that their clan only consists of 60 people, and the other 240 are just bots =). Trust me, these guys love to use bots...They're using them to take over channel poop. So, if you're online, try to stick a bot in there to take it back. I was successful in taking poop back one time when I made the screen name "{RM}OxyMoron" and told 'em I was a new member (what do they care if they've got 60 people in their clan, sheesh). I eventually got the gavel from 'em and banned them all, thus getting poop back fer us. Hehe, but oh well, we don't hafta fight over a dumb channel, just go to channel OoP if necessary. Alliances Forged... We've found the KoC (Knights of Chaos) to be OK guys, as they backed us up when a few RM guys and their many bots were messin' with us. Therefore, we're allied with them and stuff. Also, we found another OoP clan! The Order of Pain, who I believe is led by Commander~[OoP]. They seem to be great guys too, and they're keeping the tag [OoP] while we keep ~OoP~, so everything's good. If RM ever accepts our challenge, it'll be OoP/OoP/KoC VS RM! Wheeee!

Friday, July 31st

Mmmmmmm baby, you lookin' so fine, you know you lookin' so right... We got a buttload of news today, boys...ha. Mr.Poopy and PostalPoop couldn't play their opponents in the 2nd round of the Dark Templar Tournament today due to the same ol' b.net problems...So that's been rescheduled. In other news (yeah...), Brakpoop, Big_Terd, PooStain (although he got dropped) tested Hetersexual today for membership, but since I didn't get to see much of him playing and Big_Terd, who was the observer, did, I'm waiting on Big_Terd's evaluation. Oh yeah, the main OoP page, index.html, has just exceeded 3,000 hits. I think that's neat, considering that all the major browsers haven't been linking to our main page lately. Schloovineister! Poo Stories: Real Poopers, Real Experiences- Believe It! I kept my promise; after several delays, 5 tales can be found at Poo Stories: Real Poopers, Real Experiences so far. Go to it right here or at the Page o' Poop.

Tuesday, July 28th

F.Y.M., A.S.M.D.! Well boys, I'm back, and it seems the new clan structure is working out well. Kudos to Shadow, Mr.Poopy, and Dr.PooP fer watchin' over clan affairs in my stead. Remember, Poopies, the Code of Poop will be strictly enforced, as I know that a good number of us have been wishing for its existence for awhile. Also, our starting race for the Clan Wars must be voted upon very quickly, so tell me now. Poop Prevails! Right, Mr.Poopy and PostalPoop defeated the CMB guys on the 21st in the first round of the DarkTemplar.net tourney. Check out the results there. I dunno the details of the game, but way to stick it to 'em, fellas!

Sunday, July 19th

PoopHead's Goin' To Fargin' Ocean City, Bastiches! That's right, I'm going to the state of Maryland to first bask in the sun at Ocean City (and a certain guy with poo for a head just might get attention from a SEXY lady! Ha.) and then visit old friends and relatives from my early pooping days in southern Maryland. That means I'll be gone for about a week starting tomorrow, and this site won't be updated of course. So...just do stuff with each other, Poopies. 2-PLY will also be gone...somewhere...Shadow's throwing a party...just kidding. He's in charge of the StarCraft division while I'm gone and Mr.Poopy is taking care of the Quake2 Division. Things happening while I'm gone: Mr.Poopy and PostalPoop in the DarkTemplar tournament, and everyone, check out the Clan Wars page, I sent you an email about it. You guys can make a decision about what race to start out as while I'm gone. Shadow's gotta approve it, though =) Remember, the majority should be listened to! Clan Structure Changes- Building a Better Future for Our Poopies! In order to protect our integrities as Poopies and preserve the existence of OoP, a leadership has been started that existed until now in all but name, really. Seeking not to glorify myself, I, along with future co-leaders (called an Emir of Excreta, hehe) have a final decision on important OoP issues, allowing for quicker decisions to be made. All Poopies are still equally poopy, and suggestions have gotta be given to the Emir(s). Also, a set of rules, called the "Code of Poop", has been written, and all Poopies must agree to it to be considered true Poopies. Read what it looks like now right here.

Thursday, July 16th

Clan Wars? Yes please! www.xanatos.net is hosting a clan wars campaign, much like StarLeague's StarMap, in which clans duke it out for control of a galaxy. I think it'd be nice for us Poopies to get in on it. Check out da clan wars page and see what you think.

Tuesday, July 14th- Bastille Day!

Happy Birthday to Me...C'mon, Sing, Dammit! Uh, yep, due to the lack of news so far today, um, I guess I could shamelessly wish myself a happy birthday, being that it is my birthday. Huzzah! This special day (for me, at least) has caused me to reflect on all my years as a young pooper...the triumphs, the defeats, the constipation, the chronic bowel problems, and and that one time I crapped out a log 1 inch wide and 11 inches long. I shoulda saved that one! This day is also depressing, being that I still haven't found a voluptuous maiden who finds a guy with poo for a head one sexy mo'fo. Boy I'm pathetic...I'm gonna go eat some cake.

Sunday, July 12th

When Poo Meets a Butt...It's OoP and the Butt Clan! Naysayers beware, the Order of Poop has officially entered into an alliance with our bretheren, the Butt Clan! You knew it had to happen; it's only natural...poop and butts go together! After playing a nice, long game of 3vs3 melee with the Butt Clan's leaders, enema(butt) and (butt)pipe (I was on their team), I've come to respect them, not only for their shameless appreciation of, well, butts, but also for their clever strategies and darn good playin' ability. Be sure to play with them as much as possible, Poopies, it's worth it. Just as we meet in channel "poop", they meet in channel "butt", so check it out from time to time to get a game going. Also, check out their page at www.calweb.com/~speaker/buttclan (the Buttsmen's Creed is worth a read). Here's to you, Buttsmen! Huzzah!!! New Page Stuff Wow, new mouseover link buttons!!! You could stare at 'em for hours! Aren't they just the neatest things?! Yep.

Wednesday, July 8th

Dammit, Barry, I Told Ya's, The First Official OoP Meetin' Is Tonight Startin' tonight, "semi-mandatory" meetings will be held every wednesday night in channel "poop", meaning it would be best if all the Poopies could show up, if possible. We'll talk about our future plans, strategies, and just play. Spread da word!

Tuesday, July 7th

StankyTurd: The Newest Load of Crap at OoP Despite some confusion pertaining to StankyTurd's testing time, he met with PooStain and Big_Terd, I believe, and turned out to be one helluva a poopy guy. He even made a StarCraft RPG based on OoP entitled "Legend of OoP"! I can't wait to see this! Well, this brings our member count up to 14 people, and I can truly say not one of us is unworthy of being a Poopie. Mr.Poopy and FiGhTeR, Representin' OoP in the DarkTemplar Tourney That's right, these fine young poopers are gonna show everyone what OoP can do in this 2vs2 bout! Head over to darktemplar.net to get more info on this tournament. PoopHead and PooP are Still in the StarLeague Tournament Wow, we're still in, and we're about to play Cypherius and wren in the 4th round. Go to StarLeague to get the real poop on this tourney.

Thursday, July 2nd

The Illustrious Poopie Fighter Joins Us! Fighter, who is rated at above 1300 (not sure exactly what his rating is) on the b.net ladder, has become a full-fledged OoP member. I just played a game with him and Mr.Poopy, and my my, is he good with protoss! With this valuable new addition to our ranks, it increases the potential of spreading our message of poop! Be on the lookout for another two guys I've talked to that are going to be trying out for membership within the next week. Easy To Remember URL About a month ago, Mr.Poopy got a redirecting service for this page, allowing it to be visited at http://welcome.to/orderofpoop as well. Since we have two branches, he has changed it so it takes you to our main page, www.oocities.org/timessquare/battlefield/7617/index.html. Use it if it's easier for you to remember!

Saturday, June 27th

PooStain Is Now a Member of Both Branches! PooStain has now joined our StarCraft division in addition to our Myth one, making him one of the few Poopies to play both games...a truly amazing feat! After spending 20 minutes trying to figure out who in tarnation "PooP_Bot~OoP~" was (turned out it was Dr.PooP's bot), PooStain, Mr.Poopy, and I played a game of 3on3 against some guys and beat them down pretty badly, I'll post the stats later.

Friday, June 26th

Another New Poopie! ShadowPoop found us a valuable addition to OoP- LifeIsPoop! We played three games of me, Shadow, and Life against 5 computer players on plains of snow '98 and won twice (the one we didn't win was when we were all using zerg..go figure)! Life also won in a game of 3-way free for all with me and ShadowPoop...he certainly is worthy of poopiness.

Thursday, June 25th

Send Us Yer Poo Stories! Head on over to our Page o' Poop to be a part of this poopy event- Poo Stories: Real Poopers, Real Experiences. You got an interesting tale related to poop in any way? Send it! We don't care how zany it is (unless it's about poo-eating...read our disclaimer)! Your story will be posted on the Page o' Poop! Send your poop, make your mark! I want OoP members to do this too!

Wednesday, June 24th

ShadowPoop Is Finally One of Us! Huzzah! After a month of debating whether he wanted to be a Poopie or not, Shadow made up his mind and, after a playing a few games against 3 comp players with me, decided to join us Poopy Knights! Believe you me, this fella can pump out them zealots fast like nobody's business! We also won a battle together on his first real day of membership. Check out the Battles section. Keep it poopy, ShadowPoop! PoopHead and PooP, Still in the StarLeague Tournament... Well, due to the fact that our would-be opponents in round 2 never emailed us back about our game that was to be played, we advanced by default. Yippee. Now we're set to some guys in round 3, I forgot their names, but it's gonna be tough because PooP's modem ain't workin'. One of the other Poopies may have to take his place... Poopies, Tell Me What Race You Want! All OoP members, you gotta hurry up and vote for the race you want us to be in the next StarMap campaign...I need to sign us up for that before July 1st, I believe.

Sunday, June 7th

Hooo Doggy! Another New Member! Drop your pants, everybody, MrPoopy has joined OoP!! He sure did prove himself worthy of his poopy title when he beat me in a one on one game on the map Challenger. We were both protoss, and he pumped out so many zealots so fast...'Nuff said.

Friday, June 5th

2-PLY: Showin' Off His Stuff in the Ladder! Wow, 2-PLY is now in 50th place on the Ladder! That makes him the highest ranked OoP member ever for now. Soon enough, though, you'll see all of us up there, eh?? As for myself, I still haven't bothered to get 10 normal wins for my new screen name yet! Our Policy on Poop For All You Poo-Eaters We here at the Order of Poop feel that our intentions have been misunderstood by some. To remedy this situation, CthulhuPoo, a member of our Myth Division, has written up a disclaimer explaining our stance on poop and our sole purpose in having formed a clan dedicated to poo. See it right here!

Wednesday, June 3rd

Tragic News!!! Well, PoopHead and Poopzilla (now back to the old ways as "PooP") lost in the first round of the StarLeague tournament to SGT@WAR and LT@WAR...We blundered trying to rush them, so they came back at us at full force...But at least we have another chance, since this is a double-elimination tourney. No word yet on how terd_master and Dr.PooP did against their opponents. Oh, it seems that no other Poopies could enter the tournament, because it got full...

Wednesday, May 27th

OoP Takes on StarLeague! Darn tootin'! The Order of Poop has divided into teams of two members each for the upcoming StarLeague 2vs2 tournament. Each team will represent OoP all the way! Let's hope we never have to fight each other, eh? So far, the teams are Baron-of-Bowels with 2-PLY, terd_master with Dr.PooP, and PoopHead with Poopzilla. (I think I may have to make another account so I can be on ShadowsPoo's team as well, since we have an odd number of members). Alright, fimus occuro!!!

Monday, May 18th

Give a Warm, Stinky Welcome to the New Guys! Good Lord!! Two new members, terd_master and Dr.Poop were added to the order today! For their test, a game of 5-person free for all was played along with some existing members (_PhantomPoop/2-ply, Sultan-of-Poop, and PoopHead). Dr.Poop was disconnected 10 minutes into the game, however, due to a thunder storm, but a did put on a good show, nevertheless. Then it was PoopHead and Sultan vs. _PhantomPoop and terd_master. Phantom nearly took out PoopHead's second base with a bunch of siege tanks, until his archons arrived, while terd_master really did some damage on Sultan with numerous cloaked wraiths, pretty much weakening the poor ol' Arabian for the rest of the game. Towards the end of the game, Phantom's laptop was acting up so he had to quit, therefore, we decided to end the game soon after that. Both Dr.Poop and terd_master deserve a spot in the Order of Poop, and by gum, we're giving it to 'em!

Sunday, May 17th

Essen Sie Meine Ünterhosen, Winston! The Poopies Will Take You On! Yep, our challenge form page is up. If you're from a StarCraft clan and you wanna duke it out on the battlefield with us, go to "Challenge Us". This Page is Complete, Busta! You can click on anything, anywhere, and bam! Another page right in yer face. Darn straight!

Saturday, May 16th

Hoo Momma!! The Dang Ol' Order o' Poop Battle History Page is up! Our order's noble campaign of dominating Battle.net in the name of doo-doo is taking place now! Don't believe us? Check out the Battles page. New Developments in the Great Ancient Turd Saga The Poopies have stumbled across the Decayed Ancient himself! Check out the whole story in his tomb! A Message From Stinky Sam the Drunken Monkey Stink Sam sez: "Hey hey! I gotabutt! I can shoot poo real far!" ...Look for more crazy antics from that incredibly poopy primate in days to come!

Friday, May 8th

The Join OoP page is now up In addition to the members and events pages, the join page is now up, so join, why don't ya? PhantomPoop's especially poopy poop page is now up and kickin' Get the real poop on the man, the myth, the one and only PhantomPoop at members.aol.com/ima4ltrwrd/

Sunday, May 3rd

The Order of Poop: StarCraft Division Lets the Poo Hit the Fan PoopHead has finished the main page of OoP's new branch, but has yet to finish the rest of the sub-pages. On another note, the Order of Poop is in the process of making a name for itself in Battle.net. God's speed!!!

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