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Have you ever wondered why, when you got to bed, and then wake up in the morning, everything is in the same place as it was when you fell asleep. Well wonder no further. It is all because of the Two Squirrel One Brown Bear Team Factor Theorem. When you fall asleep, a team of Squirrels run around your room as fast as they can knocking everything over and making a huge mess. These squirrels are known as "Messy Squirrels". Then a team of Brown Bears come and tidy the room by placing all the big things back where they should be, because they are strong. Then another team of Squirrels (tidy Squirrels) place all the little things where they should be. So, when you wake up everything is in the same place as it was when you went to sleep.
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1. There is more than one way to skin a squirrel
2. It's raining squirrels and bears.
3. Every squirrel has its day.
4. The early squirrel catches the worm.
5. Squirrels of a feather, flock together.
6. Does a bear shit in the woods.
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