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| Porn Name: Richard Hine (Founder of TSOBBTFT and The Big Pimp) Age: 22 Starsign: Cancer Occupation: Kaihoko Ika Favourite Quote: "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it" Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Forte: Jonah Lomus Rugby, Fireworks displays Favoutite all time song: "Disco Inferno" The Tramps Favourite Movie: Pulp Fiction (My Favourite Movies) Favourite Threesome: Britney Spears and Katrina Devine In my previous life I was: A bearded Scotsman from the 16th century In my next life I will be: Superfly Favourite Pick-up line: "I know what you're thinking baby and If I were to tell you, you would think I was talking in centimetres" Comment: Did you see a sign outside my house that said dead nigger storage? Did you see a sign outside my house that said dead nigger storage?! You know why you didn't see that sign? Cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucken business thats why!!!! |
| Porn Name: Neil Hair (The TSOBBTFT's mafia connection) Age: 21 Starsign: Capricorn Occupation: Bum Favourite Quote: "Don't make me slap the black off your ass boy!" Forte: Wagging, shit stirring and Promoting talking animal features Favoutite all time song: "Stayin Alive" The Bee Gees Favourite Movie: Ace Ventura Favourite Threesome: Britney Spears, Caprice In my previous life I was: Some one cool like Fonzie In my next life I will be: Pimp Comment: No Comment |
| Porn Name: Norman Lees (TSOBBTFT co-founder and whiplash victim) Age: 22 Starsign: Leo Occupation: Lifeguard Favourite Quote: "Fucken A" - Winner Taco Forte: Coin rugby, lesbianism, picking on peoples deficiencys eg. Neils hands, or generally pissing people off. Favoutite all time song: "The Gambler" - Kenny Rogers Favourite Movie: Jaws Favourite Foursome: Charlize Theron, Yasmine Bleeth and my baby In my previous life I was: A homeless dwarf whose idea of getting food was waiting outside a brothel for the cream they threw in to barrels. In my next life I will be: A flightless bird Comment: Richard Hine looks like the polar bear off the Winner Taco add. |
| Porn Name: John Stockdale (The TSOBBTFT wannabe strong man and yarn spinner) Age: 20 Starsign: Aquerias Occupation: Student of law/love Favourite Quote: Rugby was the winner on the day Forte: Scoring trys/girls Favoutite all time song: "Break Stuff", Limp Bizkit Favourite Movie: The Sixth Sense Favourite Threesome: Kournikova and Hingis In my previous life I was: Casanova In my next life I will be: The greatest All Black this world will ever see!!! Comment: No Comment |
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| A picture of me (left) and Butch Coolidge just before the Gimp was brought out. |
| Below are the profiles of the 4 founding fathers of TSOBBTFT |
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| John sees dead people |
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| Run Norman run, Jaws is fucken coming! |
| Alllllllrightyyy then!! |
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